L - Holy War
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Xiphos, the Barbarian King: I am the Barbarian King and I say Kargob has six eyes! Also he is very cool!
Great Sage of the Heavens: We, the great sages of Hiltshire, agree that Kargob is very cool! But he has eight eyes!
kargob: Hmm? A war? And they're arguing about me?
Kargob takes the pair of glasses from his four eyes and gives them a wipe.
kargob: Six eyes? Where'd they get a weird idea like that?