L - Holy War

Xiphos, the Barbarian King: I am the Barbarian King and I say Kargob has six eyes! Also he is very cool!

Great Sage of the Heavens: We, the great sages of Hiltshire, agree that Kargob is very cool! But he has eight eyes!

kargob: Hmm? A war? And they're arguing about me?

Human: Lies!

Kargob takes the pair of glasses from his four eyes and gives them a wipe.

kargob: Six eyes? Where'd they get a weird idea like that?

Wipe, wipe

Beauty is in the be of the eye-holder.