Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CDXXV - The Main Quest Begins]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

quest sprout: ZZZ

Quest Sprout wakes up

quest sprout: YAWN!

Tears fill Quest Sprout's eyes

quest sprout: . . .

Quest Sprout's Mom is missing, there is a hole where she was sleeping

quest sprout: Qwest?

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Matthew Wills July 5, 2020, 11:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXXIV - Star Spangled]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A pillar of light erupts from the forest with a FSSSSSSss sound

It explodes in to sword-shaped fireworks with a BOOM! sound

Villagers all look on in awe

Villager: OOOOOH!

Villager: AAAAAAH!

Villager: Wow!

A wizard in the forest is holding up a magic sword, which is crackling with energy. He is surrounded by large, hungry pig monsters.

Wizard: Why is nobody coming to help?

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Matthew Wills July 4, 2020, 11:44 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXXIII - Straight To The Point]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the great sage of the heavens: You're leaving?

joyeuse: Well, my dad is gone... My brother is gone... I even lost my title as Queen. There's nothing here for me anymore.

joyeuse: And besides...

joyeuse: Harpe is still on an adventure somewhere and she'll want to know that her father has turned in to the Demon King!

joyeuse: My place is with her!

the great sage of the heavens: Okay, but what about th-

joyeuse: There's no sword joke. Goodbye.

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Matthew Wills July 2, 2020, 11:35 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXXII - Bad Apple]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

druid the druid: Whatcha doin' roomie?

necromancer the necromancer: . . .

druid the druid: Studying quietly?

Druid starts eating an apple loudly

druid the druid: CRONCH! CRONCH!

druid the druid: C R O N C H.

Druid is in a medical ward with a sword through his heart, the Doctor is pulling it out with a big pair of tongs

druid the druid: So apparently I have "boundary issues"

plague doctor md: Hold still, please.

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Matthew Wills July 1, 2020, 11:35 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXXI - Questing with Mom]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

demon of eternal slumber: Who dares to disturb my realm of dreaming?

quest sprout: Q-Qwest!

: Leave.

demon of eternal slumber: H I I I I I S S !

: There, there... You don't have to do the hard quests all on your own.

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Matthew Wills June 27, 2020, 11:56 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXX - Episode 420]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Knight: It's the High Elves!

Knight: And they've brought their Sacred Sword of Blazing...!

The High Elves light the tip of a sword wrapped in paper, as purple smoke puffs out

Knight: Warn the others!

Knight: We're gonna need more snacks.

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Matthew Wills June 26, 2020, 11:49 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXIX - Creature]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

monster magician: I, the Monster Magician, have unlocked the secrets of the Hydra's regeneration technique!

monster magician: Strike me down, boy, and watch as two heads grow in place of one!

The boy chops the Monster Magicians head off with a CHOP! sound coming from his sword

The boy is standing over the Monster Magicians headless body. There are two severed Magician heads lying on the floor, looking at each other.

monster magician: Hmm, we messed that up somehow.

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Matthew Wills June 25, 2020, 11:14 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXVIII - Woven]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Fighter: Not another step, brigand!

Brigand: Say! That's an interesting sheath! Where'd you get it?

Fighter: Oh this? My grandma made it!

The Fighter turns to his grandma in the corner, who is knitting another sheath using a pair of swords with a CLAK CLAK sound

Fighter: Thanks grandma, love you!

Grandma: Kick his ass, dear!

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Matthew Wills June 21, 2020, 11:38 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXVII - Gift]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Swashbuckler: Hey, I got you something

Fair Maiden: A sword?

Swashbuckler: Not just any sword! I journeyed deep in to The Chasm of Nightmares to get that for you!

The Fair Maiden addressing a nightmarish squid monster, down in a dark cavern

Fair Maiden: Hey, do you guys do store credit or something?

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Matthew Wills June 20, 2020, 11:43 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXVI - Clean]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Adventurer: I found this crusty old sword... Can you help clean it up?

Adventurer is holding up a sword covered in a green crust

Blacksmith: Well sure! Just leave it to me.

Blacksmith: All done!

The cleaned sword reads "Sword of Boogers"

Adventurer: ...Y-You keep it.

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Matthew Wills June 15, 2020, 10:27 p.m.