Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CCCLXVI - A Real Go Gator]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

allez gator: I, Allez Gator, challenge you to a duel, mon ami!

rapier tapir: WRRH.

allez gator: Sacré bleu! Let's go already!

Allez Gator's cigarette falls apart with a SN AP sound

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Matthew Wills Jan. 22, 2020, 7:25 p.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXV - Ready or Naught]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

: Well, well, well...

: Bonjour, mate

: The name's Pret-y-pus, Master Fencer!

: I've trained for years under the intense instruction of my old master, combat wombat, on the infamous Demon Island! A lesser animal would have surely perished under his strict routine, but I alone rose above the expectations of the masses and became a legendary swordsman; one worthy of the title 'master fencer'! My technique will bring you to all four of your knees, where you will--

: Oi! I wasn't ready!

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Matthew Wills Jan. 21, 2020, 7:30 p.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXIV - Tapir Origins]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

falchion falcon I've taught you everything I know, Rapier Tapir.

falchion falcon: Now, to leave this forest, you must travel through the Underground Dungeon!

falchion falcon: Which is protected by...

: Loading witty banter . . .

falchion falcon: The En-Guardian!

: . . . Beep boop!

Rapier Tapir destroys the En-Guardian and continues in to the cave

falchion falcon: I didn't teach you any of that. Wow.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 20, 2020, 12:24 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXIII - Back To Blasics]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

sharp sharply Swords! Gnomes! Countrymen! The moment you've been waiting for has finally arrived!

bright knight Hmph. I was afraid of this.

rapier tapir WRRH!

sharp sharply Round Three begins now!

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Matthew Wills Jan. 19, 2020, 3:19 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXII ~ At The Dawn Of Time]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the great sage of flames So... How did you lose your eye?

demon of sacred oaths Hm?

demon of sacred oaths The God of Darkness, Kargob!

demon of sacred oaths He stabbed me right in the face!

demon of sacred oaths It was at the Dawn of Time

demon of sacred oaths During the battle to decide the shape of the Universe!

demon of sacred oaths Don't even get me started on what a bad job he did making the Universe

demon of sacred oaths Oh, no offense.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 18, 2020, 2:35 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXI - Cutting It Close]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

mysterious troll: Your friends are this way! I'll bet they're fine, mate!

mysterious troll: See? Those are alive screams.

A pirate is being eaten by a lesser demon with a CHOMP!

mysterious troll: Were alive screams.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 16, 2020, 9:39 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLX - Back to Blade Work]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Relaxing man: This has been swell, Sword of Greater Vacation, but I should really get back to work.

sword of greater vacation: One more day. You deserve it.

Relaxing man: Ahh. I do, don't I?

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Matthew Wills Jan. 12, 2020, 9:45 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLIX - The Sword Of Tooth]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Boy: Sword of Truth! Will I ever find true love?

mimic: HIISSSSS!!!

Boy: AHH! A MIMIC!

mimic: CHOMP!

mimic: Nah.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 7, 2020, 10:13 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLVIII - Blade Blues]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Smug Knight: Prepare yourself!

Adventurer: En gar... Oh.

His sword flumps over

Adventurer: My sword has depression. Can we try again later?

Smug Knight: Oh.

Adventurer and Depressed sword wrapped in a blanket eating popcorn

Adventurer: Don't worry, we can kill that smug prick some other time.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 5, 2020, 1:14 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLVII - Faulty Assault]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Assassin: Guide my hand, Fault-Seeking Blade.

Fault-Seeking Blade: As you wish...

Assassin positions himself over a sleeping Lord Wakazashi

Fault-Seeking Blade: He's weak to being stabbed in the face! GET HIM!

Guards: HALT!

Fault-Seeking Blade: Shit. My bad.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 3, 2020, 2:09 a.m.