Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CCCLXXVIII - Time To Stop]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

knife This guy isn't listening to me.

Explorer: Wow! It's a Time Knife!

knife If I didn't have the Longsword of Time, would I be stuck in this time loop too? Scary.

Explorer: !efinK emiT a s'tI !Wow

knife Okay, that does it.

Explorer: Wow! It's a Time Knife!

Knife cuts off the Explorer's hand with the Longsword of Time

Explorer: Wow! It's a Time Knaaaaaaargh!

knife Shut up, already!

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Matthew Wills Feb. 16, 2020, 1:29 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXVII - Sword Giant]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

mad scientist: They all mocked me when I created a Sword Golem, but things will be different this time! This time it's a...

mad scientist: Sword Giant!

Villagers: It's just a Sword Golem but bigger! Nobody asked for this!

Sword Giant sadly escapes to the ocean

mad scientist: No wait! What if we added more swords?

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Matthew Wills Feb. 15, 2020, 2:22 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXVI - The Blade of Love]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

An ugly cupid-type creature observes two humans not talking to one another

The ugly cupid pulls out the Blade of Love

The ugly cupid cuts off the mans hand with a CHOP. sound

The two humans fall in love, while tending to the man's injuries. The ugly cupid looks pleased.

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Matthew Wills Feb. 13, 2020, 9:48 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXV - Lights Out]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

rapier tapir: WRRH!

Rapier Tapir cuts Bright Knight's chest with a SLICE! sound

Bright Knight falls to the ground with a THUD. sound

night knight: Lucky I bet against you or we'd be broke right now!

bright knight: Are you serious?

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Matthew Wills Feb. 12, 2020, 10:05 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXIV - A Bone To Pick]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

haggans: We'll never fight our way out of this dungeon unarmed...

Skull: You're a necromancer, aren't ya? Just turn my bones in to a weapon!

Skull: I ain't using 'em.

haggans: Nice!

Skull: Nice!

haggans: Wait! You had a sword this whole time?

Skull: Ke ke ke! Couldn't let you ditch me!

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Matthew Wills Feb. 9, 2020, 10:44 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXIII - Happily Evil After]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Young Man: My lord! The heroes have escaped with the Sword of Destiny!

Dark Lord: You have failed me for the last time!

Old Man: And he was right!

Old Man holds up a trophy that reads 'Best Minion Ever'

Old Man: I never failed him again.

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Matthew Wills Feb. 8, 2020, 9:27 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXII - Cutting Through The Sky]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

sir felton: Okay, so to fire the rocket sword, you just pull that trigger

Trainee: Ok

Trainee pulls the trigger with a Click! sound

Trainee is whisked away in a cloud of smoke, with a FSSSSSSS-SSSSSSSSSsst! sound

sir felton: Wh-!

Trainee: I - THINK - I'M - DOING - IT - WRONG!

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Matthew Wills Feb. 8, 2020, 2:03 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXI - An Axe To Grind]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the great sage of flames: This is an oddly shaped swortal

Great Sage steps through the Axe shaped portal with a SHLOOP! sound

the great sage of flames: A whole dimension of whacking swords? Preposterous!

hunk the bastard axe: What in the name of Cuthead is a "Sword"?

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Matthew Wills Feb. 6, 2020, 9:41 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXX - Killin' Swords]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Shopkeeper: Well sure, we've got swords for killing monsters of all kinds

Shopkeeper: Silver swords for werewolves

werewolf: Aroo?

Shopkeeper: Garlic swords for swordpires

swordpire: Bleh!

Shopkeeper: And fairy swords for dragons!

dragons: . . .

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Matthew Wills Feb. 5, 2020, 7:29 p.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXIX - Swor'shadowing]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

bright knight: We're here to sign up for the Swor'nament

night knight: That's right. We're broke.

tourney boy: Great! Sign-ups have slowed right down since last year's champion signed up again!

tourney boy: Oh, there he is now! Rapier Tapir!

night knight: When you die I'm selling your stuff

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Matthew Wills Feb. 1, 2020, 10:24 a.m.