Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SiteLogo_Tqugtzi.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[DLV - A Great Buy]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A Young man points to a Greatsword hanging on the Blacksmith's wall

Young man: I'll take that one!

Blacksmith: A fine choice! After all, you know what they say : With a greatsword comes a great responsibility!

Young man: . . .

The Young Man leaves smiling, holding a small shortsword

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Matthew Wills Nov. 27, 2021, 10:55 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLIV - Topiary Percent]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Samurai: Shining sword technique...

Samurai: SHOOTING STAR!

The samurai sheathes his sword with a CLACK. sound

The Samurai is admiring a topiary Quest Sprout he has carved from a bush

Samurai: Perfect!

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Matthew Wills Nov. 21, 2021, 10:49 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLIII - Do It Wight The First Time]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

rust wight: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

paladins: AAAH!

rust wight: I am the Rust Wight! Forfeit your weapons to me! I will crumble them in to dust as I have done to many wayward adventurers before you! Entropy is inevitable! I am inevitable!

paladins: But this is gold.

rust wight: Oh. Well now I feel foolish.

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Matthew Wills Nov. 13, 2021, 10:48 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLII - Sir Sworgi]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

frog knight: Thanks for escorting me through this scary bog, Sir Sworgi!

sir sworgi: BLARK!

frog knight: AAAH! LOOK OUT!

the lion lich: GAO! Who dares tread in the glorious path of the Lion Lich?

the lion lich: Prepare for death!

the lion lich: HISSSS!!

frog knight: ...Can we go yet?

sir sworgi: BLARK! BLARK!

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Matthew Wills Nov. 6, 2021, 10:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLI - Flesh and Blades]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Sword-shaped Human: Please help, doctor! I just want to be in a human body again!

mad scientist: Of course I'll assist such an interesting specimen! Let's begin at once!

The Mad Scientist raises up a bone-sawing-sword with a SHING! sound

Sword-shaped Human: AAAAAAAAAARG!!

The Sword-Shaped Human has been stitched to the arm stump of a headless zombie

Sword-shaped Human: This isn't really what I had in mind, doc!

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Matthew Wills Oct. 30, 2021, 10:44 a.m.
<![CDATA[DL - A Knife Changing Experience]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DL/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DL/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

knifey the merchant: Welcome to Knifey's Knife Shop!

knifey the merchant: Knife to meet you!

knifey the merchant: Some say all our wares are cursed!

knifey the merchant: But don't worry, that's just an old knives tale!

knifey the merchant: Oh! I see you've met my kutty cat! She still has all nine of her knives! Hah!

kutty cat: RAW!

knifey the merchant: Bye now! Have a knife day!

kutty cat: RAA!

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Matthew Wills Oct. 23, 2021, 12:44 p.m.
<![CDATA[DXLIX - Sword in a Stone]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

plague doctor md: I've found the problem. There's a sword in your kidney stones. And you have kidney stones!

plague doctor md: I can either pull it out surgically, or let you pass it the olde fashioned way...

Patient: Surgery!

plague doctor md: All done! Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

As the Doctor pulls the sword out of the kidney stone, a banner drops from the ceiling that reads "KIDNEY KING", as well as confetti

plague doctor md: ...Huh?

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Matthew Wills Oct. 21, 2021, 10:13 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLVIII - The Dragon Hunted]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Sword Dragon inhales with an INHALE sound and then breathes out a bunch of swords from it's mouth with a BLERGH! sound

mincer: Hold on tight!

mincer: GIANT BREAKER!

Mincer cuts a bunch of swords in half in mid-air with his giant weapon

hack: Fire of my soul; Take up the form of a blade; To skewer my foe!

hack: GRAND FLAMBERGE!

hack: FLAMING POINT!

sword dragon: ACK!

Hack summons a giant firey flamberge and launches it in the the Sword Dragon's mouth, melting his sword breath in to a pile of molten metal with a SIZZLE! sound

langeschwert: Little sprout! Release your spell now!

quest sprout: QWEST!

Langeschwert's sword turns back in to a very long sword with a POP! sound

langeschwert: ULTRA-LONG-LONG-SWORD!

langeschwert: SMASH!

Langeschwert smacks the dragon on top of it's head, knocking it out

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Matthew Wills Oct. 17, 2021, 10:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLVII - Short Lived]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Sentient Sword: Thanks for bringing me to life, Mister Wizard!

Sentient Sword: So what exactly am I? The sword of Kicking Butt? The sword of Being Totally Awesome?

Young Wizard: Oh, I just needed a talking sword... ...as an ingredient for a way more awesome spell.

Sentient Sword: ...What.

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Matthew Wills Oct. 2, 2021, 11:18 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLVI - Swordtember : Floral]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

dirt dwarves: Sure, I grow all kinds of swords here... Like the cactlass

dirt dwarves: And these lovely daggodils

dirt dwarves: And this here's a fly trapier

frogmen: Ooh, I'll take that one.

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Matthew Wills Sept. 21, 2021, 11:03 a.m.