Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SiteLogo_Tqugtzi.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[DLXXI - Blood Oath]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Watchman: I'll defend this castle until my dying breath.

The Watchman is stabbed from behind as he lets out a WHEEZE! sound

The Watchman is now a ghost

Blood-soaked Knight: How about now?

Watchman: Hrm, I guess I'm done.

Blood-soaked Knight: Sweet.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 17, 2022, 10:08 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXX - Dangerously Unqualified]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

quest giver: I need you to take this cursed sword...

quest giver: ...To the top of that blessed mountain.

Novice Adventurer: Heh. Heh heh...

The Novice Adventurer has been tainted by the cursed sword, with glowing eyes and black veins

Novice Adventurer: HE HA HA HA HA!

quest giver: Not again...

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Matthew Wills Jan. 16, 2022, 9:04 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXIX - The Dragon Friend]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

mincer: Wee-hee! We got him! The Drakris Family are gonna pay us handsomely for capturing their sword-breathing dragon!

mincer: Nice job welding his mouth shut, Hack!

hack: No problem...

sword dragon: GRRRrr

mincer: A dragon that breathes swords could arm a whole army if it was used right!

mincer: Y'think maybe we should try selling him on the Black Market first...?

The Sword Dragon looks pleadingly at Quest Sprout while Mincer is talking

quest sprout: ...

quest sprout: Q-QWEST!

Quest Sprout draws his wooden sword on Mincer, his whole body is shaking

mincer: Huh? You want us to let him go?!

mincer: We came all this way and now you're going soft on me, you little turnip?

quest sprout: QWEST!

mincer: Don't think I'll hold back!

Mincer pulls out his huge monster hunting sword

langeschwert: Aah!

langeschwert: Leave the lad alone!

Langeschwert grabs Mincer who drops his sword with a CLANG!

mincer: HEY! Let me go, damn you!

hack: Too far, dude.

Hack summons a magical fire knife with a FWOOM and uses it to cut through the dragons bondage with a SLICE! sound

mincer: You idiots! HEY! COME BACK HERE!!

The Sword Dragon takes flight with a FWOOSH!, with Quest Sprout riding on back

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Matthew Wills Jan. 6, 2022, 10:58 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXVIII - Mysterious Origins]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Mystery Sword! What could be inside?

Fair Maiden: I got a Sworlock!

mystery sword - sworlock: STABRA-CADABRA!

mystery sword - stabarian: CLANG!

Human: I got a Stabarian!

mystery sword - edgy backstory: ...and as the village burned, all I could think to do was gather my dearest possessions and flee to the nearest lake in the vague hope that my family would be waiting there...

Fighter: All I got was an edgy backstory.

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Matthew Wills Dec. 30, 2021, 10:56 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXVII - An Unreasonable Quest]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A teenager is scribbling a letter to Kringle

The teenager holds up a letter that says "THE NORTH POINT" with a stamp on it that reads "THE ELVEN POST"

Kringle opens the letter, with a shocked expression

kringle: Ho-ho-huh?!

The teenager has sent a colorful design for a hugely elaborate sword, covered in many blades and gemstones, it reads : DEAR KRINGLE, PLEASE MAKE THIS. THANKS!

The blades are each imbued with the power of the elements (each blade is indestructible)

The sword is so heavy that not even the Heavy Metal Dwarves can wield it, but when bheld by me it is virtally weightless.

It is made of every kind of metal fused together

The germs channel light, darkness, wind, water and for for attacks

The sword can go invisible at will and cut the past

The soul inside is friendly to me but not to my enemies

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Matthew Wills Dec. 24, 2021, 10:54 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXVI - Spending Your Cut]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

knifey the merchant: Hello, welcome to Knifey's! Knife to meet you!

knifey the merchant: Can I interest you in this Life Knife? Or perhaps a nice Wife Knife?

Quest Sprout pulls out a bag of Swollars with a STA-CHING! sound

knifey the merchant: Oh, you want that one...?

Quest Sprout points and nods with a NOD! NOD! sound at an ominous knife with the label "STRIFEKNIFE"

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Matthew Wills Dec. 21, 2021, 11:57 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXV - Pomgoblin]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Person: Not again!

Keep waking up to find your pommel missing?

pomgoblin: PE PE PE!

You might be dealing with a Pomgoblin!

If you can't locate the nest, here's a tip: Put a tomato on the end of your sword, then wait!

pomgoblin: PLEH!

If the smell doesn't drive him out, the rats will!

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Matthew Wills Dec. 19, 2021, 10:45 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXIV - Just Assassking Questions]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Friendly Guy: Wow, are you an assassin?

Shadowy figure: Nope, not me.

Friendly Guy: Are you sure? You look like an assassin.

Shadowy figure: Well, I'm not!

Friendly Guy: Okay then! Thanks for the chat! Bye!

Shadowy figure: See ya!

The Shadowy figure waves with a WAVE! sound

A hidden blade pops from his sleeve with a SHINK! sound

Shadowy figure: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

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Matthew Wills Dec. 18, 2021, 10:45 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXIII - Escort Qwest]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

quest sprout: QWEST!

Quest Sprout is holding a pink piece of paper that reads : ESCORT QUEST; HELP ME GET TO THE TOWN OF FOILBURROW! - BETTY; REWARD, 50 SWOLLARS

granny: Oh, this is an escort quest! Are you sure you're up for it?

quest sprout: QWEST!

granny: Well then, she's right over there! Good luck!

Betty: Hello dearie!

Quest Sprout is riding on Betty's back as they cross a peaceful meadow

quest sprout: QWEST!

Betty: This walk is a lot nicer with company...

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Matthew Wills Dec. 17, 2021, 12:24 a.m.
<![CDATA[DLXII - A Cursed Duel]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Dragon-Armed Man: I've been cursed with a dragon's arm!

Dragon-Armed Man: ...Which lets me wield this giant sword with ease!

Dragon-Armed Man: Prepare yourself!

Calm Guy: Wow man, that's really cool!

Calm Guy: I was just cursed with this silly little fish arm.

The calm guy's sword slips out of his fin with a SLIP! sound

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Matthew Wills Dec. 16, 2021, 10:53 a.m.