Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CDXI - Fast]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Oni: At last, a worthy foe! Face me, samurai!

Villager: They say the lightning Samurai is the fastest guy around!

Other Villager: Whoa!

Lightning Samurai: inhale

Oni: Huh?!

The Lightning Samurai runs away with a ZOOSH! sound

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Matthew Wills May 26, 2020, 11:37 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDX - Quest Sprout Falls]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

quest sprout: QWEST!

Quest Sprouts Mom: No sweetie - it's bed time!

quest sprout: Qwest...

Quest Sprouts Mom: How about... we go on a quest to find the Dream Princess?

quest sprout: . . .

quest sprout: ZZzz...

Quest Sprouts Mom: Works every time.

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Matthew Wills May 19, 2020, 11:54 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDIX - The Grimblade]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Grimblade appears with a FWOOOOOM! sound

Adventurer: The Grimblade... They say it appears when an adventurer is about to die...

Other Adventurer: But... who is it here for?

The two adventurers start punching each other

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Matthew Wills May 17, 2020, 11:57 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDVIII - Spill]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Blacksmith: Here you go! One shipment of Unstoppable Attack Swords... And one of immovable defense swords!

Blacksmith: And don't mix them up!

Carriage Driver: Yeah, yeah...

The carriage goes over a rock with a KA-CHUNK sound, as the swords spill out

There is a massive explosion with a CLANG! sound

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Matthew Wills May 14, 2020, 12:05 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDVII - Hoof]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Reverse Centaur Bartender: Hey buddy, why the long face?

Longman: I've been cursed by the Longsword of Longer Longing... See?

The Longsword of Longer Longing is slicing the ceiling with a SLICE! sound

Reverse Centaur Bartender: ...What the?

The Longsword of Longer Longing is poking out of the roof of the Hangry Horse bar and reaches all the way in to the sky

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Matthew Wills May 10, 2020, 11:18 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDVI - Colour Blind]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Human Wizard: Here they are... The Stone Guardians!

Human Wizard: Now remember: Use the green sword to kill the red golem and the red sword to kill the green golem!

Both swords and both golems are all a similar shade of yellow;, one of the Golems is coming alive with a CRRRRRR sound

Dogman Warrior: Huh?

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Matthew Wills May 8, 2020, 11:57 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDV - Quest Sprout Returns]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

quest sprout: QWEST?

Lizard: Sure, I've got a quest for ya... The Four-Eyed Raven stole my tail! I want it back!

quest sprout: QWEST!

The Four-Eyed Raven turns around to reveal it is a regular raven wearing glasses

Four-Eyed Raven: KAAAWWW!

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Matthew Wills May 6, 2020, 11:56 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDIV - Illusion]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Magician: Behold! It's the Sword of Illusion!

Woman: But sir... I see no sword!

Magician turns in to a sword with a PONK! sound

Sword of Illusion: OR DO YOU!? It was me all along! Ha ha!

Woman turns in to a sword with a PONK! sound

Sword of Illusion 2: I thought I was the only one...

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Matthew Wills May 4, 2020, 11:52 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDIII - Box]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Girl: Whatcha got there, grandpa?

Old Man: It's my old box of swords from the war!

Old Man: That one's the Guystabber.

Old Man: Oh, and that there's the Sword of Extra Cold Steel!

Girl: Whoa.

Old Man: That's the Sword of Bad Vibes.

The Sword of Bad Vibes is bad vibin' with a FWOOMM! sound

Girl: Gaaah!

Old Man: Ah! Here it is! The Sword of Youth!

Old Man turns young again with a POP! sound

Girl: HELP!

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Matthew Wills May 3, 2020, 11:59 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDII - Claws]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Huntmaster: Hrmm... Hunting for the Sabre-Tooth Tiger, are ye?

Monster Hunter: Aye.

Huntmaster: Be wary: They say its claws are just as sharp as its fangs!

Monster Hunter: Aha! I've finally found you!

saber-tooth tiger: Mrow?

Monster Hunters sword whips out with a SHWING! sound

saber-tooth tiger: Mreow.

Sabre-Tooth Tiger scuttles across the ground on its full-sized sword claws with a CLAK CLAK CLAK sound

Monster Hunter: Ahh! You poor thing!

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Matthew Wills May 2, 2020, 11:49 a.m.