Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SiteLogo_Tqugtzi.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[DL - A Knife Changing Experience]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DL/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DL/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

knifey the merchant: Welcome to Knifey's Knife Shop!

knifey the merchant: Knife to meet you!

knifey the merchant: Some say all our wares are cursed!

knifey the merchant: But don't worry, that's just an old knives tale!

knifey the merchant: Oh! I see you've met my kutty cat! She still has all nine of her knives! Hah!

kutty cat: RAW!

knifey the merchant: Bye now! Have a knife day!

kutty cat: RAA!

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Matthew Wills Oct. 23, 2021, 12:44 p.m.
<![CDATA[DXLIX - Sword in a Stone]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

plague doctor md: I've found the problem. There's a sword in your kidney stones. And you have kidney stones!

plague doctor md: I can either pull it out surgically, or let you pass it the olde fashioned way...

Patient: Surgery!

plague doctor md: All done! Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

As the Doctor pulls the sword out of the kidney stone, a banner drops from the ceiling that reads "KIDNEY KING", as well as confetti

plague doctor md: ...Huh?

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Matthew Wills Oct. 21, 2021, 10:13 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLVIII - The Dragon Hunted]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Sword Dragon inhales with an INHALE sound and then breathes out a bunch of swords from it's mouth with a BLERGH! sound

mincer: Hold on tight!

mincer: GIANT BREAKER!

Mincer cuts a bunch of swords in half in mid-air with his giant weapon

hack: Fire of my soul; Take up the form of a blade; To skewer my foe!

hack: GRAND FLAMBERGE!

hack: FLAMING POINT!

sword dragon: ACK!

Hack summons a giant firey flamberge and launches it in the the Sword Dragon's mouth, melting his sword breath in to a pile of molten metal with a SIZZLE! sound

langeschwert: Little sprout! Release your spell now!

quest sprout: QWEST!

Langeschwert's sword turns back in to a very long sword with a POP! sound

langeschwert: ULTRA-LONG-LONG-SWORD!

langeschwert: SMASH!

Langeschwert smacks the dragon on top of it's head, knocking it out

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Matthew Wills Oct. 17, 2021, 10:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLVII - Short Lived]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Sentient Sword: Thanks for bringing me to life, Mister Wizard!

Sentient Sword: So what exactly am I? The sword of Kicking Butt? The sword of Being Totally Awesome?

Young Wizard: Oh, I just needed a talking sword... ...as an ingredient for a way more awesome spell.

Sentient Sword: ...What.

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Matthew Wills Oct. 2, 2021, 11:18 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLVI - Swordtember : Floral]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

dirt dwarves: Sure, I grow all kinds of swords here... Like the cactlass

dirt dwarves: And these lovely daggodils

dirt dwarves: And this here's a fly trapier

frogmen: Ooh, I'll take that one.

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Matthew Wills Sept. 21, 2021, 11:03 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLV - Swordtember : Bone]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Matthew: Any object with a treasure inside of it is a treasure chest.

Matthew: For example:

Matthew: A skeleton with a sword poking out is a treasure chest.

Evil-looking sword: HUH?

Matthew: And that means any room that you're in is a treasure chest too! Thanks for being you!

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Matthew Wills Sept. 19, 2021, 10:50 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLIV - Swordtember : Broken]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

wraith with scar: Hey Forge guy, about that sword you made for me...

The Wraith holds up the Exploding Scorpion Blood Sword, which is broken in half

wraith of the forge: You broke it already?! How??

The Wraith with a Scar and the Wraith with Hair are holding up their new swords in a flashback

wraith with scar: What should we kill first? A Giant? A Dragon?

wraith with hair: How about one riding the other?

Return to the present

wraith with scar: No idea! Haha!

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Matthew Wills Sept. 18, 2021, 10:51 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLIII - Swordtember : Forest]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Treeman: Wow, it's a human! Hello!

Woman: AH!

Treeman: Yeah, I was a human too, once!

Treeman: But then a Troll gave me this Cursed Sword and turned me in to a tree! It's quite nice actually.

A Woodslayer Bird lands on the Treeman's head with a STWEE! sound

Treeman: You again? Shoo!

The Woodslayer starts stabbing the Treeman's face with it's sword beak with a STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB STAB! stab! sound

Treeman: I mean it's not perfect, but whose life is?

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Matthew Wills Sept. 16, 2021, 11:49 p.m.
<![CDATA[DXLII - Swordtember : Aquatic]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Captain Broadbeard swims up to the Fish Sword

Captain Broadbeard grabs the fish sword

Captain Broadbeard turns in to a merman

Captain Broadbeard is fished up by the jolly pirate who is laughing at him

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Matthew Wills Sept. 15, 2021, 10:55 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXLI - Swordtember : Delicate]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXLI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Woman: This dagger is a family heirloom! Be careful, it's delicate!

The woman opens a chest to reveal a dagger

Woman: Ta-da!

Boy: Looks kinda dumb.

The dagger shatters with a CRACK! sound

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Matthew Wills Sept. 14, 2021, 10:55 a.m.