Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CCCXCII - The Ancient Sword of Eons]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCXCII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCXCII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Quest Giver: In order to save the world... You must assemble the Ancient Sword of Eons!

Quest Giver: The Ancient Blade of Eons! The Ancient Hilt of Eons!

Quest Giver: The Ancient Pommel of Eons! . . .And the Ancient Blade... Of...Eons?

Quest Giver: Crap! You must need two of them!

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Matthew Wills March 27, 2020, 9:29 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCXCI - The Murder Weapon]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCXCI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCXCI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the sword whisperer: There's been a murder.

the sword whisperer: A murder to death... by sword!

the sword whisperer: You're under arrest!

The Sword Whisperer puts a pair of handcuffs on the murder weapon with a CLAK! sound

The Murder Weapon: That stab could have been from any sword!

the sword whisperer: Tell it to the judge!

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Matthew Wills March 26, 2020, 9:35 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCXC - Working From Home]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCXC/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCXC/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Knight: Your poor hygiene has made both our armies sick! We're going home!

Warrior: We're also retreating for now... But this isn't over!

Later

Knight: A letter? For me?

A sword pops out of the letter and stabs him in the face

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Matthew Wills March 25, 2020, 9:39 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXIX - Backstories]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

mere: Father never believed I could be a warrior! I have to win to prove him wrong!

joyeuse: My dad always believed in me! I'm going to win to honour his memory!

chad: My parents both left the house one day and never came back.

sharp sharply: Sniff! So sad!

While Mere is distracted, Joyeuse is ready to swing her sword

mere: Nobody was asking you!

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Matthew Wills March 24, 2020, 3:04 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXVIII - Return to the King]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

king hoari: What was that trickster up to, giving my baby girl a weapon like this?

King Hoari throws the Taniwha's Sword off a cliff

king hoari: To the Underworld with you.

king hoari: Well...

king hoari: I'm glad that's taken care o-

king hoari: BAD BABY!!

King Hoari walks in to his home to see baby Mere holding the sword

mere: BAH!

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Matthew Wills March 23, 2020, 12:13 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXVII - King Hoari]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Villagers: Eeeee! A taniwha is attacking the village!

Villagers: It's gonna eat us!

the taniwha: Nah-uh! I'm here with a gift for the King's new baby!

king hoari: You want to give my newly born a sword? I don't think so!

the taniwha: Ugh.

king hoari: ...And another thing!

the taniwha: Maybe I should just eat them.

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Matthew Wills March 22, 2020, 12:31 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXVI - Swords... Is Back!]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

sickle: ...And then he fired me! His head inventor!

dogmen: Fired? You mean you got no money?

sickle: Can I pay you in swords of dubious quality?

Sickle is thrown out of the tavern called The Wet Dog with a SLAM! sound. The travelling goblin is sitting on the ground outside.

travel goblin: You too, huh?

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Matthew Wills March 21, 2020, 12:38 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXV - Two Year Anniversary]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the demon king: Haha! The last godsword is mine!

harpe:Hey!

the demon king: Idiots

The Demon King crushes Harpe's Godsword with a SHLOOOOP sound

the demon king: I AM NOW . . . THE DEMON GOD!

The Demon God hits his head on the ceiling with a BONK! sound

the demon king: OW!

the demon king: Well that was embrrassing.

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Matthew Wills March 4, 2020, 10:28 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXIV - Wash Your Hands]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Townsfolk: Doctor, Swordpox has taken half the town! How do we stop it spreading?

plague doctor md: Just wash your hands.

Townsfolk: That's all it takes? You don't have like... a magic sword to stab away the problem?

plague doctor md: Yeah, soap.

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Matthew Wills March 1, 2020, 5:20 a.m.
<![CDATA[CCCLXXXIII - Leveling Up]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLXXXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Dire Snails: SCREEEEE!

Guy: Why are we killing all these weak monsters again?

chad: I have to increase my reputation before the Swor'nament! Otherwise nobody will take me seriously!

Guy: You mean "us" seriously?

chad: Uh, sure, I guess.

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Matthew Wills Feb. 29, 2020, 12:50 a.m.