Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CDLXXXI - Critical Hit]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A man is looking at a piece of paper

Bald Man: Well I don't understand this at all! No... No... No...

Bald Man: Where's the punchline?

Engineer: Sir... Those are blueprints.

The paper reads "BEAR CLAW - ON A SWORD"

Bald Man: HMPH! Well make them funnier next time.

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Matthew Wills Jan. 17, 2021, 10:10 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXX - Sword-in-a-Can]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Narrator : Lost your edge?

Adventurer: Yeah...

Narrator : Try Sword-in-a-can!

The Adventurer sprays a can of Sword-in-a-can on his broken sword with a FSSSST! sound, making it whole again

Brutish Man: Hey, nice sword! Wanna spar?

The Adventurer sprays the Sword-in-a-can in the Brutish Man's face with a FSSSSST! sound, causing the blade of a sword to materialize inside his head

Brutish Man: ACK!

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Matthew Wills Jan. 16, 2021, 10:52 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXIX - Germ Warface]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Inside a human body, an army of bacteria prepare for war

Cell Leader: Arm yourselves, men! This is what you were born for!

The virus army are hopping on one foot and holding swords with their other foot

Cell Leader: Those viral scum are no match for our army!

A Bacteria is checking inside a metal chest marked "Fe"

Cell Soldier: Guys! We're out of weapons! It's an IRON DEFICIENCY!

Outside, we see a human man coughs with a COUGH. sound

From his insides, the Bacteria army scream with an AAAAAAAHHH! sound as they get slaughtered

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Matthew Wills Jan. 8, 2021, 10:59 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXVIII - The Time Of Your Knife]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

tim the explorer: Wow! It's a Time Knife!

knife: Shut up already!

Knife (the person), holds aloft the Longsword of Time, which makes an ominous TICK! sound

Knife cuts off Tim's hand with a TOCK! sound, as reality falls aways and thousands of moments of Tim appear in a colorful spiral

knife: What the...?

tim the explorer:AAAAAAAAAAHGH!

Knife's body is young on one side and old on the other as they pass through the time spiral, she screams as she looks at one tiny baby hand and one wrinkly old lady hand

knife: EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!

Knife lands in a pitch black void with a THUD! She now has a grey sliver of hair, but otherwise looks to be her regular age again.

knife: Whoa... Where are we?

argok: You're swinging around the Longsword of Time and you're asking 'where' you are?

Argok appears before them, a huge god robed in purple and green, with a long beaked face.

argok: This is the Darkness Before Time.

knife: Wow...

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Matthew Wills Jan. 7, 2021, 10:57 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXVII - We're Not Alone - Part II]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

sickle: AHHHH! It's raining swords!

Swords hit the Travel Goblin's backpack with a S-T-A-B! sound as Sickle cowers under him

Sickle shakes her fist at Bread Knight, Harpe and the Demon King, who are battling up in the sky

sickle: Watch it, you jerks!

Baltad calls out using the orb at the bottom of his Godsword

baltad: Hey! You two! Over here.

sickle: Hm?

travel goblin: Baltad, is that you?

Bread Knight and the Demon King continue to battle. Bread Knight is charging a fun fungus cloud from his fungal fun gauntlets

bread knight: FUN GUN!

the demon king: BLEH!

Sickle is so shocked to see a God, she has flipped her eyepatch up to try and see Baltad with her missing eye

travel goblin: That's a terrible plan!

baltad: It's the only way.

Sickle and Travel Goblin assess the battlefield, spying the Lake Monster's sword lying in the open

sickle: So we just need to get that magic sword, right? Leave it to me!

sickle: I'll be back in a se- -huh?

One of the Demon King's tentacles wraps around Sickle's leg and lifts her in to the sky

sickle: EEEEEEEEEEK!

Baltad and the Travel Goblin argue as a tentacle looms over the goblin

baltad: ARGOK!!

travel goblin: Give us five minutes.

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Matthew Wills Dec. 31, 2020, 2:59 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXVI - We're Not Alone]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Demon King has Harpe and the Bread Knight trapped in his tentacles

the demon king: KAH HA HA HA HA! You two really thought you could take me on with half a godsword each?

the demon king: I've drained them of most of their divine power already... So now you dweebs are all alone...

The Godswords are lying discarded on the ground, their souls are visibly worn out from battle

Stabby (aka Fire Godsword Soul): Stab...

Slicey (aka Water Godsword Soul): Slice...

bread knight: We're not alone! All the people of this world helped arm us with the tools to take you down!

bread knight: Now!

harpe: Right!

the demon king: Hm?

harpe: Here we go...

Harpe reaches for the bag tied to Bread Knights waist, with a GRAB! sound

The two are jettisoned out of the Demon King's tentacles on a stream of swords from the BAG OF INFINITE SWORDS

The bag runs out of swords with a PARP! sound while they are mid air

bread knight: And now... Awaken! Gnomish Boots of Flight!

Bread Knight's earrings grow giant golden wings with a FW-TANG! sound. He catches Harpe with one hand.

bread knight: It's time we end this!

the demon king: AHHH!

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Matthew Wills Dec. 28, 2020, 10:51 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXV - Gift Grift]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Kid: For me?!

Kid rips open the sword-shaped gift with a SHRED! sound

Kid: Huuuh?

Kid: What the heck is this?

Kid holds up an axe

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Matthew Wills Dec. 25, 2020, 7:33 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXIV - Bubble Trouble]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Merman Bartender: Well met, Land Man! What kind of drink can I get you?

There is a human with a bubble around his head, holding a bubbling sword

Land Man: (muffled) I'll just have a glass of orange juice, please.

A large pufferfish with swords on its back sits down at the bar with a WHUMP. sound

Pufferfish: I'll have a whiskey.

The Land Man is sweating nervously as the pufferfish swords brush dangerously close to his breathing bubble

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Matthew Wills Dec. 23, 2020, 7:49 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXIII - Dare to Dream]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Sword of Dare is resting against a mans bed

sword of dare: Pssst! I dare you to wake up 3 hours early!

Sleeping guy: MMR!

The Sword of Dare is now resting against a tree while the man takes a bath

sword of dare: I dare you to drink that bath water.

Sleepy guy: MHRR.

The Sword of Dare is now sitting at the dinner table while the man eats his breakfast

sword of dare: Hey man, have you thought about killing the King lately?

Sleep deprived guy: HMPH.

Final panel is of a poster in an alleyway that reads : FOR SALE - THE SWORD OF DARE - KEEPS DARING ME TO DO DUMB STUFF AND I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHY

A second smaller poster reads : MISSING -KING GREYBLADE - PRESUMED DEAD

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Matthew Wills Dec. 20, 2020, 6:57 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDLXXII - Carp n' Denim]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLXXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A man is holding a magic sword and has four legs

Four Legged Man: Well, it's been weird, Sword of Bonus Feet. But I think I'm read to just be me again.

The man throws the sword in the lake with a YEET! sound

The lake bubbles with a BUBBLEEEE sound

A fish begins running at the man, with a sword in its head and a new pair of thick humanoid legs

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Matthew Wills Dec. 19, 2020, 12:02 p.m.