Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[DXIX - The Really High Elves of Green Moon]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

really high elves: I will retrieve the Laser Sword myself, before the humans use it to cause any trouble.

A Really High Elf types commands in to a crystal sword with a ZIP! ZORP! sound

really high elves: Understood. Commencing Stab Beam.

The Really High Elf is beamed to the world below with a STAB! sound

really high elves: By the LOBES OF KARGOB!

A city has been erected with the Laser Sword plugged in as its central power source

really high elves: What have those savages done?!

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Matthew Wills Aug. 4, 2021, 11:48 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXVIII - Quest Gear]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

langeschwert: So you learned a little magic, huh?

langeschwert: I've got a neat idea! Why don't you try enchanting my sword?

quest sprout: QWEST!

Langeschwerts sword transforms in to a tiny cute version with a POP! sound

langeschwert: Uh...

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Matthew Wills Aug. 2, 2021, 11:44 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXVII - Blade Writer]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A warrior is looking displeased at a sign that reads "NEW - BLADES FOR LADIES - TO MAKE YOU MORE BEAUTIFUL"

The warrior is looking pleased at a newly edited sign that reads ""NEW - BLADiES FOR LADIES - TO MAKE YOU MORE BEAUTIFUL"

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Matthew Wills Aug. 1, 2021, 11:13 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXVI - Sword in the Summit]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

dare guy: Hngh!

dare guy: Whew! That was a hard climb!

dare guy: And...

Dare Guy pulls the sword out of the ground with a PLONK! sound

dare guy: Got it!

mountain toad: Thanks, that really hurt.

dare guy: Haha! No problem, dude!

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Matthew Wills July 31, 2021, 11:45 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXV - The Great Debate]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Barkeep is reading from The "Book of Kargob : Cool Edition"

the barkeep: It says right here that the Sword of Light that created the Universe was a greatsword. Boom.

Blonde Sceptic: That's a common error in translation! It was just a sword that was considered to be great!

the barkeep: Why would anyone refer to a sword as being "great" if it wasn't a greatsword?!

Sceptic pulls out his sword while yelling

Blonde Sceptic: How about this? My sword will look great in your chest!

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Matthew Wills July 17, 2021, 11:43 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXIV - True To A Point]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Old Timer: This is the Sword of Truth, anyone you stab has to tell the truth

Young Timer: Tell me the truth, you scallywag!

The Young Timer stabs the Scallywag with a TRUTH'D! sound

Scallywag: It really hurts.

Young Timer: Wow, this thing really works!

Scallywag grips at the Young Timers shirt with a deathly GURGLE! sound

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Matthew Wills July 16, 2021, 11:42 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXIII - Battlefruit]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Sea Captain: Draw your weapon!

The Captain pulls out his sword with a SHING! sound

Jolly Pirate: En garde!

The Jolly Pirate pulls out a banana with a WHIP! sound

Jolly Pirate: Whoops! Ha ha ha!

The Jolly Pirate peels the banana open with a PEEL! sound to reveal a sword blade inside

Jolly Pirate: En garde!

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Matthew Wills July 11, 2021, 12:03 p.m.
<![CDATA[DXII - Walk the Dinosword]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

bogg: It are a dinosword!

bogg: You must be most ferocious sword there is!

bogg: Now am strong enough to defeat big rock man!

The Big Rock Man is wielding his Big Rock

Big Rock Man: ARG!

The Dinosword hops out of Bogg's hands with a HOP! sound

dinosword: Sorry, I'm out.

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Matthew Wills July 8, 2021, 1:05 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXI - Nothing to Fear]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Nervous Customer: I always get so nervoud when I'm hunting monsters. Can you help me?

shank the shopkeeper: I have just the thing: this "Sword of De-stress" should help calm your nerves!

Cave Monster: GRAARL!

Nervous Customer: I don't think it's working! I'm still pretty scared!

The customer holds up the sword to reveal that it actually says "Sword of Distress!"

Nervous Customer: OH NO!

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Matthew Wills July 3, 2021, 11:48 a.m.
<![CDATA[DX - Swordwoman]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Swordwoman: Don't you know who I am?

Swordwoman: TRANSFORM!!

Swordwoman: SWORD PRINCESS POWER!!

The Swordswoman is now a Womansword : the Sword Princess

Sword Princess: That's right!! I'm the Sword Princess!

Sword Princess: Prepare to face justice, evil doer!

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Matthew Wills June 27, 2021, 11:54 a.m.