Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CDXCVIII - Third Wheel War]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A horde of Lesser Demons is running out of a glowing hole in the Demon King's body

the demon king: Go, minions! Destroy them all!

Smith, Cula, Cultello and Culter are fighting Lesser Demons

Rapier Tapir, Falchion Falcon, Pret-y-pus, Allez Gator and the Great Sage of Water are fighting Lesser Demons too

Harpe and Bread Knight are trying to lift the newly forged Godsword

harpe: Hngh! It's so heavy!

bread knight: How do we lift this thing?

Sickle is cradling the Travel Goblin in her arms, whose mask is gone. He looks confused and scared.

sickle: Duh! It's a three-handed sword!

harpe: ...a what?

Bread Knight turns to Ōdachi and Joyeuse for help, as they battle Lesser Demons

ōdachi: I once held a Godsword but was unable to draw out its true strength! It seems I am unworthy.

joyeuse: Same here!

Sickle grabs the Gods Sword with a GRAB! sound and is covered in Godly Armor

sickle: Looks like it's Sickle to the rescue!

The trio hold aloft the Gods Sword

sickle: Power of Friendship! Woop woop!

bread knight: . . .

harpe: . . .

The Knights fly in the air with the Gods Sword, leaving a rainbow trail behind them

All three: THREE SOUL UNION!

the demon king: What the!?

All three: ULTIMATE DEMON CUTTER!!!

The Demon King is sliced open, exposing a mountain of tentacles writhing inside

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Matthew Wills April 11, 2021, 3:02 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCVII - All the King's Men]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

bread knight: It's a new Godsword!

harpe: Created from both of our swords...

harpe: ...To put an end to this once and for all.

Bread Knight and Harpe both grab the handle of the New Godsword, it covers their body in colourful armour with a FW~OOM! sound

harpe: I'll take care of the Demon King.

bread knight: No, allow me.

the demon king: Are you two going to fight? That's hilarious.

harpe: Shut up, you jerk!

bread knight: Yeah, stay out of this.

Mysterious Voice: Perhaps I can be of some assistance?

the demon king: Oh no.

the demon king: Not you again!

The Demon King's tentacle is cut off in a splash of yellow blood

the demon king: EEEEEEEK!

the demon king: RAPIER TAPIR!

Rapier Tapir lands with yellow blood dripping from a golden sword

the demon king: And he brought the whole army of Hiltshire!!!

sickle: Look! It's the Barbarian Army too!

Smith the Blacksmith is riding a lizard with Nova, Cultello and Culter

smith the blacksmith: Oh crap, he got bigger.

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Matthew Wills April 4, 2021, 11:52 a.m.
<![CDATA[Muscles]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/Muscles/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/Muscles/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Announcer: In the Blue Corner, it's El Barbaro, King of the Ring!

El Barbaro: HNGH!

Announcer: And in the Red Corner, his opponent Drojo!

Drojo: GRRR!

El Barbaro grapples Drojo the Dragon with a GRAB! sound as he yells AAAAAA!

The two fighters begin hugging

Announcer: And they're hugging it out, folks! Now that's what I call sportsmanship!

Artist's note : The Swords font does not support writing "El Barbaro" with the correct accent in this transcript.

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Matthew Wills March 31, 2021, 10:55 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCVI - The Winds of Change]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

travel goblin: The Godsword of Fire...

travel goblin: ...and the Godsword of Water...

travel goblin: United as one!

The Travel Goblin is wielding a massive glowing sword

travel goblin: Now for one last ingredient.

His skull mask splits open with a CRAK! sound

It crumbles away, as light engulfs him

travel goblin: Thanks for the ride.

Sickle looks on upset as Bread Knight holds her back

Harpe, Joyeuse and Ōdachi turn from battling the Demon King's tentacles to watch the growing light

The Demon King shoves Buttercup the Giant Horse out of his way to watch the fusion

The whole battlefield is engulfed in a bright light

The final Godsword is revealed - an amalgam of Fire, Water... and Wind!

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Matthew Wills March 29, 2021, 10:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCV - Three Year Anniversary]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Bakesmith kneads dough with a KNEAD! sound

the bakesmith: I wonder what ever happened to that knight?

the bakesmith: SIGH! When do I get to go on an adventure?

pizza doughlem: BLUU~UURGH!

citizens of hiltshire: HELP! A Pizza Doughlem is attacking the Kingdom!

The Bakesmith pulls out a sword with a circular pizza cutting blade. He gives a sinister smile.

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Matthew Wills March 5, 2021, 7:37 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCIV - Plans laid bare]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

bread knight: Well, we've come a long way to get here... But this is it. The final battle...

bread knight: We have the Demon King on the defensive now. He can't hold us off forever.

the demon king: Yes, I can!

bread knight: And once the two godswords are merged together, I'll take it and make the killing blow!

the demon king: No, you won't!

Harpe is yelling at Bread Knight

harpe: Dude! Put on some pants!

bread knight: Err... Right. Sorry.

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Matthew Wills March 4, 2021, 10:25 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCIII - Meltdown]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

bread knight: I'm out of weapons! Have you got anything I can use?

sickle: Well I do have this... The Acid Sword!

bread knight: Ooh.

Bread Knight's clothes start to melt off as he holds the Acid Sword

bread knight: Hey, what the...

Bread Knight only has his Trollish Gleaves and Belt of Grater Belting left, everything else has melted away and his naked body is sparkling clean. Sickle looks pleased with herself.

bread knight: You did that on purpose.

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Matthew Wills Feb. 27, 2021, 2:57 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCII - Hat Trick]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

stabbins the fawn: I thought we were friends, D.K! You don't need to conquer the world! Please!

the demon king: If you were my friend you would help me rule the world! Ruling over things is awesome!

bread knight: I'll hold him off while you finish my new weapon.

bread knight: Smart sword! Battle mode!

smartsword: Access denied.

bread knight: Huh?

The Smartsword detaches from Bread Knights head with a POP! sound

smartsword: Activating Obvious Betrayal Protocol...

The Smartsword flies away from Bread Knight and towards the Demon King with a SWISH! and a SWOOSH! sound

the demon king: Huh?

The Smartsword stabs itself in to the Demon King with a STAB! sound

The Smartsword fills with yellow liquid and makes a DING! sound

smartsword: Demonic Sample Collected

The Smartsword creates a sword-shaped portal

smartsword: Escape Swortal Activated...

smartsword: Loading evil laughter...

smartsword: HA-HA-HA-HA

smartsword: HA-HA-HA-HA

sickle: Did you just get betrayed by a hat?

bread knight: That bastard.

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Matthew Wills Feb. 26, 2021, 9:55 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXCI - The Heart Of The Problem]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Demon King's Heart makes a BAD-UM! sound

kargob: The Demon King's Heart.

xiphos: Gross.

xiphos: Mr. Kargob, was this your plan all along? For me to get killed by the Demon King so that I can kill him from the inside?

kargob: Do you know how needlessly complicated that sounds? If anything, you made everything way worse.

xiphos: ...O-Oh.

The Demon King's Heart makes another BAD-UM! sound. Kargob, Bograk and Xiphos are standing in front of it - Xiphos has a sword of light and a sword of darkness drawn.

kargob: Whatever. Let's just stab the thing.

xiphos: R-right!

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Matthew Wills Feb. 22, 2021, 9:59 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXC - The Horse He Rode In On]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXC/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXC/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the demon king: Grra! Outta my way!

weeping explosion: KRIIIII~!

harpe: Mr. Goblin! Are you done upgrading my sword yet?

travel goblin: Does this look done to you?!

the demon king: EAT THIS!

The Demon King fires a laser from his mouth with a BLART! sound

Bread Knight protects the Travel Goblin with his Cloak of Daggers, but still takes a lot of damage

Bread Knight whistles

giant horse: AROO?

bread knight: Buttercup! Go get 'em!

Buttercup the Giant Horse jumps on the Demon King

the demon king: EWW! GROSS!

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Matthew Wills Feb. 20, 2021, 11:13 a.m.