Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CDXLVII - Swordtember - Star]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Male Elf: I've found it for you, my lady! The Blade of the Fallen Star!

Male Elf: Now we can get married!

Female Elf: Oh, you actually found it?

Female Elf: That's... wonderful, but what I really need is the Blade of the, um, Forgotten Star. Yes.

Male Elf: Sigh.

Male Elf: ...I seee.

The Male Elf throws the Blade of the Fallen Star on to a big pile of swords that is growing outside the Female Elf's house

Male Elf: Alright, see you soon.

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Matthew Wills Sept. 19, 2020, 11:37 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLVI - Swordtember - Moon]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Moon Heroine: Quiz time!

Moon Heroine: Where does the Moon's light come from?

The Moon Heroine's sword focuses a laser of moonlight with a BZZ-ART! sound

Swordpire: The su-

The Swordpire is cut through with a laser making a BZZ! sound

Swordpire: AHHH F--K!!

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Matthew Wills Sept. 8, 2020, 3:50 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLV - Swordtember - Sun]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the good knight: Ugh, what time is it?

Guy from the Knightclub: It's VII a.m! Time to go kill some goblins!

the good knight: They call me the Good Knight... ...Not the Good Morning!

Good Knight goes back to sleep with a FLUMP! sound

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Matthew Wills Sept. 6, 2020, 12:49 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLIV - Swordtember - Duel]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Adventurer: The Bridge Bandit has defeated me 11 times...

Adventurer: Every time I learn his moves, he swaps in a new one.

Adventurer: But I have a feeling that this time will be different!

The Adventurer comes back covered in fresh cuts

Handsome Man: You know there's another bridge, right?

Adventurer: I'm wearing him down!

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Matthew Wills Sept. 5, 2020, 2:29 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLIII - Swordtember - Poisonous]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A man has an assassins knife stuck in his front

Man: Hah! You've missed my vital organs.

Lizardman Assassin: Aah! But the blade isss poisssoned!

Man: That's no problem! I've already taken the antidote!

Man: See?

The man has an antidote knife stuck in his back

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Matthew Wills Sept. 3, 2020, 11:53 p.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLII - Swordtember - Ice]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the sword of cool ice: Hey, I'm the Sword of Cool Ice.

the sword of cool ice: Nice to meet ya!

the sword of cool ice: I can tell that you and I are gonna have a real chill time together.

the sword of cool ice: Aw, c'mon, don't give me the cold shoulder...

the sword of cool ice: You get it, bec-

Warrior: Please stop.

the sword of cool ice: That's cold, dude.

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Matthew Wills Sept. 3, 2020, midnight
<![CDATA[CDXLI - Swordtember - Fire]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Girl: Where to now, Blade of Raging Fire?

the blade of raging fire: SOMEWHERE FLAMMABLE.

Girl: Oh, you always say that. How about the beach?

They're now at the beach. The sand around the sword is turning in to glass.

Girl: Come on in, the water is great!

the blade of raging fire: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!

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Matthew Wills Sept. 2, 2020, 12:31 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXL - A Friends Errand]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXL/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXL/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the sword of adventure: I am the Sword of Adventure! Take me with you and we shall go on the most wonderful escapades imaginable!

quest sprout: Qwest?

quest sprout: Qwest...

Quest Sprout looks at their wooden sword and thinks carefully

quest sprout: Qwest!

Quest Sprout leaves with their original sword

the sword of adventure: There goes one lucky sword.

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Matthew Wills Aug. 31, 2020, 11:30 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXXXIX - Mind Blown]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Industrial Orc: Introducing my very latest invention : The Mind Knife!

Industrial Orc: You just install it in a person's head like so, and...

The Orc stabs the Mind Knife straight in to the top of a humans head with a STAB! sound

Mind-Knifed Human: NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING!

The human falls to the ground with blood coming out of their ears

Industrial Orc: Some side effects may occur.

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Matthew Wills Aug. 30, 2020, 11:25 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXXXVIII - Jack of All Swords]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Elves : Masters of Magic and Enchantments

Orcs : Masters of Technology

Dwarves : Masters of Blacksmithing

And Humans... Masters of trying too hard.

The human is holding a sword that combines elements of the Elvish, Orcish and Dwarven swords shown previously

Human: Is this anything?

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Matthew Wills Aug. 29, 2020, 11:45 a.m.