Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SiteLogo_Tqugtzi.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[DCII - Brine Of My Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

salt knight: I need your help, Sage Knight - the Pepper Knight is too strong for me to defeat alone!

sage knight: Hmm... Well, Salt Knight... Your opponent Pepper Knight is a seasoned warrior, it's true!

sage knight: His skill is certainly nothing to sneeze at!

sage knight: Here! At a thyme like this, your father would have wanted you to have it.

salt knight: The Sea Salt Sword?! I thought my father already sold this down by the sea shore!

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Matthew Wills May 15, 2022, 11:44 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCI - Breaking Fast]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

bacoknight: There it is! Now I'll be unstoppable!

caffeknight: Bacoknight! Stop!

bacoknight: Behold! Eggscalibur is mine!

Eggscalibur hatches and a sword-winged chick makes a PEEP! sound

bacoknight: Ack!

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Matthew Wills May 14, 2022, 12:18 p.m.
<![CDATA[DC - The Dividing Cut]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DC/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DC/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

xiphos: Kargob.

kargob: You know... My sword could have fallen in to the hands of anyone.

kargob: But in your care, it became the blade of a king; not through some obscure prophecy, but simply your own hard work.

kargob: The others are obsessed with their little prophecies, where the world is decided in advance by the powerful.

kargob: Forge your own path. Don't trust him.

xiphos: Don't trust who?

Xiphos is now standing in the Godrealm

baltad: So... You're the replacement.

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Matthew Wills May 12, 2022, 11:58 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXCIX - Discount Knives pt. II]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

knifey the merchant: The cursed dagger that turns people's blood into crystals? Good choice!

Customer: OW!

knifey the merchant: Whoops! Careful with that!

Customer: AH!

The customer falls to the ground with a THUD sound, his skin pale white, a long stream of crystallized blood flowing from the cut on his finger

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Matthew Wills May 7, 2022, 11:50 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXCVIII - Discount Knives]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

knifey the merchant: Welcome to Knifeys!

kutty cat: RAW!

knifey the merchant: Today we've got a special on this cursed dagger that turns peoples blood in to crystals! Very nasty!

knifey the merchant: Or there's this one that tickles a person until they choke to death on their own laughter! HAH!

knifey the merchant: So! What'll it be?

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Matthew Wills April 27, 2022, 12:46 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXCVII - Go Crime Lore Treason]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Guy: Go, Sword of Time!

Slime drips from the ceiling

Guy: What the...?

Limes fall on the guy with a "THUNK!" sound

Guy: Ow!

A mime falls from the ceiling

Guy: This isn't a sword of 'time' at all!

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Matthew Wills April 23, 2022, 11:56 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXCVI - The Plush Guard]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

granny: Our little sprout is getting kind of famous, so I made this toy of him! What do you think?

A ferocious warrior slams the table with a "SLAM!" sound

Ferocious Warrior: I'LL TAKE 1000!!

An army is surveying a castle

Knight: It's no good, sire! The castle is being protected by an army of little green swordsmen!

The ferocious warrior is relaxing with a lemonade while the Quest Sprout plushies guard the castle

Ferocious Warrior: BWAH HAR HARR!

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Matthew Wills April 21, 2022, 12:51 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXCV - Infinite Betrayal]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A town is being engulfed by the Infinity Sword, as it grows like a mountain of sharp spaghetti

Sorrowful Hero: The Infinity Sword has swallowed up another town!

Sorrowful Hero: There's nowhere we can run... We might as well throw ourselves in now...

Joyful Hero: Wait.

The Sorrowful Hero's expression turns to vulnerable reassurance as the Joyful Hero grabs his shoulder

Joyful Hero: Does that mean I can keep this?

The Joyful Hero has stolen the Sorrowful Hero's sword, whose face has turned in to an annoyed scowl

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Matthew Wills April 17, 2022, 11:51 a.m.
<![CDATA[DXCIV ~ The Movie]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A movie director is shouting in to one of those cone thingees, but it's kind of sword shaped. A sword with an eye is stuck in the ground and looking at the action.

Director: Seeing Sword is recording! ACTION!

There are actors playing Bread Knight and the Demon King. Their costumes are not accurate. The Bread Knight actor is holding a golden sword, ready to strike.

Bread Knight Actor: The Kings Blade is forged anew! Your final day is here, Demon King!

Demon King Actor: NYEH!

Director: Aaaand we got it! CUT!

The Director is covered in a splash of blood

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Matthew Wills April 16, 2022, 12:31 p.m.
<![CDATA[DXCIII - Bay of Blades]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DXCIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Hero: I caught something!

The fishing sword makes a TUG! sound

Hero: It's an Estoctopus!

The Estoctopus spins through the air with a TOC! TOC! TOC! TOC! sound, cutting the Hero in multiple places

Hero: AAAH!

Hero: You win this round, ocean!

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Matthew Wills April 11, 2022, 12:42 a.m.