Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SiteLogo_Tqugtzi.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[DCXXIII - Cryptid Casefiles : The Grudge Iron]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

hellswing: Are you a seasoned adventurer? Killed a few bandits in your time?

Seasoned Adventurer: Haha, yeah!

hellswing: Then beware the Grudge Iron! A sword that appears and punishes those remorseless murderers who call themselves heroes!

grudge iron: YOU...

Seasoned Adventurer: What the...

hellswing: Does its infernal screaming ever end?

grudge iron: MURDERER! MURDERER! YOU KILLED THEM ALL! MURDERER! MURDERER! (etc.)

hellswing: Nobody has lived long enough to find out...

grudge iron: MURDERER! YOU'RE A KILLER! MURDERER! HOW COULD YOU? (etc.)

Seasoned Adventurer: NO! NOOO!

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Matthew Wills July 3, 2022, 11:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXXII - Cryptid Casefiles : The Doppelhander]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

hellswing: The Doppelhander is a cursed weapon that mimics a person and then takes their place-

A creepy looking sword is growing fingers with a GROOOOW~! sound

hellswing: It moves into your life, a near perfect copy; then eats all your food and sleeps in your bed

The Doppelhander has taken human form and is eating SHARD FLAKES cereal with a sword-spoon. The Doppelhander has black goo seeping from its eyes. There is blood on the walls.

hellswing: As a matter of fact...

Hellswing holds up a mirror, revealing that you, the reader, have black gunk dripping from your eyes

hellswing: ...Have you been feeling like yourself lately?

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Matthew Wills July 2, 2022, 11:46 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXXI - Star Player]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXXI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Quest Sprout is unarmed and has been beaten up by the mean Shield

quest sprout: Pant! Pant!

Dream Shield: SHI SHI SHI!

quest sprout: HNNNGH!

Quest Sprout transforms the stars in to the sky in to a giant sword, that materialized with a BOOP. sound, pointing straight at the shield

Dream Shield: SHIII-

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Matthew Wills June 29, 2022, 11:53 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXX - Time To Call It A Knight]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

the good knight: Your sword disappeared from the dream realm?

the good knight: Well, never fear! I'll just wake myself up, then I can go and check that it's okay in the real world!

the good knight: SNORE

the good knight: MI MI MI MI

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Matthew Wills June 26, 2022, 11:54 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXIX - Blocked Off]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Quest Sprout points at the Dream Shield

quest sprout: QWEST!

Quest Sprout's Sword: !!

Quest Sprout's sword begins to disappear

Quest Sprout's Sword: !?

quest sprout: ??

Quest Sprout's sword vanishes in a puff of white smoke

quest sprout: !!

Dream Shield: SHI SHI SHI SHI!

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Matthew Wills June 25, 2022, 11:51 a.m.
<![CDATA[A Sketchy Goblin]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/sketchgoblin/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/sketchgoblin/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Sketchy Wizard: With the power of the Sword of Summoning...

Sketchy Wizard: ...I send for every goblin in the land here and beyond!

Sketchy Wizard: Rise, my pretties and take arms as my new goblin army!

Sketchy Wizard: Wait

Sketchy Wizard: wtf is that

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Matthew Wills June 24, 2022, 11:43 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXVIII - The Wizard Ball]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A sign reads Welcome To The CXXth Wizard Ball

Bantering crowd: If you combine the two you get-

Bantering crowd: -and so I cursed him! Hahaha!

Awesomely Sexy Sword: Wow! So many people!

Older Wizard: Pondered any good orbs lately?

Young Wizard: N-No! I swear!

A silver spoon sword is tapped against a sword champagne flute with a TING! TING! TING! TING! sound

monster magician: Attention, everyone!

monster magician: Let's cut to the chase, shall we? May the best new spell win!

monster magician: Good luck!

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Matthew Wills June 22, 2022, 11:46 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXVII - Falling For My Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Young Wizard: How does it fit?

Awesomely Sexy Sword: This sheath is a bit tight! I think I would be more comfortable in leather...

The Human-Sword woman tugs on her dress with a TUG! sound

Young Wizard: Huh?

Young Wizard: Oh, haha! Now that you're human and not a sword, it's called a "dress"

The Human-Sword woman climbs on the Young Wizards back

Awesomely Sexy Sword: Got it.

Awesomely Sexy Sword: So where exactly are we going?

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Matthew Wills June 19, 2022, 11:50 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXVI - Slipping In Love]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Awesome Sword that was turned in to a woman is using the bath tub

Awesomely Sexy Sword: Hey! Wizard guy!

Young Wizard: Yes, dear?

Awesomely Sexy Sword: Don't you "dear" me! You turned me from a cool sword in to a woman, you weird perv!

Awesomely Sexy Sword: Now get outta here!

A soap sword hits the wizard in the chest with a soft STUB. sound

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Matthew Wills June 18, 2022, 11:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[DCXV - Unholy Union]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCXV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Shadowy Spirit: KE KE KE KE KE!

Youthful Adventurer: W-who's there?

Shadowy Spirit: I AM THE SUPER LICH!

Shadowy Spirit: ABANDON YOUR FRAIL BODY AND BECOME PART OF MY UNDEAD COLLECTIVE!

Youthful Adventurer: AAAAAHHHHH!

wraith with hair: See? We make a great lich!

wraith with scar: Yeah but why do I have to be the Liches butt?

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Matthew Wills June 15, 2022, 11:52 a.m.