Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ Read Swords online! Comics https://swordscomic.com/media/SwordsLogo2020.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/comic/ <![CDATA[CDLV - One Spell Too Many]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Paladin:* Smartsword! Fireball!

A Fireball spell from the Smartsword hits a Dark Knight with a FWOOSH! sound

demon of sacred oaths: WRRRYYYYYYY!

the great sage of flames: Sword of Sacred Oaths! What's wrong?

demon of sacred oaths: Every time someone activates the runes on one of those infernal Smartswords, it saps some of my power!

demon of sacred oaths: ...And there's a whole battlefield of them!

The Paladins and Dark Knights are at war - the Paladins are shooting spells from their Smartswords

Paladin: Smartsword : Insult Opponent.

smartsword: You fight like a Half Orc.

smartsword: The bottom half.

The sky above the battlefield splits open like shattering glass with a CRACK sound - the Demon Sword of Sacred Oaths is prying open the split with its tentacles. Everyone is looking up in horror.

demon of sacred oaths: Alright, that does it!

demon of sacred oaths: You want my power?

demon of sacred oaths: I'll show it to you...

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Matthew Wills Oct. 26, 2020, 9:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLIV - War At Last]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLIV/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLIV/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

The Bright Knight and the Night Knight's swords are resting at Promise Point

The Paladin army and the Dark Knight army descend on the location, getting in to a huge war

The souls of the two swords watch in horror as people are being slaughtered

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Matthew Wills Oct. 25, 2020, 9:52 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLIII - Wear Your Mask]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

king of drakness: It's time to march! Are all of the troops ready?

The Edgesmith is wearing thick gloves and a gas mask, wielding a sickly green sword covered in spikes

the edgesmith: 13,000 soldiers are armed with Toxic Blades, my King. We cannot fail.

king of drakness: Excellent.

king of drakness: And you gave them all gloves and masks too, I take it?

There is a distant AAAAAAAAAAAAH! scream

the edgesmith: Would you excuse me a moment, mi'lord?

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Matthew Wills Oct. 18, 2020, 9:48 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLII - A Sharp Salesman]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

divine paladin emperor: Is the order ready?

Steve Orcs shows off a Smartsword

steve orcs: Oh yes, Emperor... 10,000 Smartswords ready for your troops to wield in battle.

Steve Orcs reveals a golden Smartsword with extra features

steve orcs: Suuuch a shame you ordered just before we completed the new model...

The Divine Emperor rolls his eyes

divine paladin emperor: Sigh. Give me 10,000 of those too.

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Matthew Wills Oct. 17, 2020, 10:39 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDLI - Death Day Present]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDLI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

wraith with scar: Hey dude, it's a year since you were stabbed to death, so I got you a little something.

wraith with hair: A present? For moi?

wraith with scar: Look! It's the guy who killed you! I stabbed him up real good.

wraith with bandana: ...And I deserved it!

wraith with hair: Bro... I love you bro...

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Matthew Wills Oct. 11, 2020, 10 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDL - Just a Sprout After All]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDL/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDL/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Quest Sprout is riding a dragon

sword dragon: Where would you like me to take you, little one?

sword dragon: The Steelcap Mountains?

sword dragon: The Iron Bog?

quest sprout: QWEST!

sword dragon: On a quest, eh? Very well.

quest sprout: QWEST!

Quest Sprout and the Dragon arrive at the scene of the Demon God, towering over his enemies, the Bread Knight and Harpe (the Barbarian Princess Knight of the Lake)

sword dragon: This looks like a worthy adventure.

the demon king: Time to destroy you nerds once and for all.

The Demon God looks up at Quest Sprout

the demon king: Huh?

Quest Sprout gets scared

quest sprout: Q-QWEST!

Quest Sprout and the Dragon make a hasty retreat, flying past Ōdachi the Samurai

sword dragon: You're right, that's much too scary.

the demon king: What.

The pair return to a more calm environment

sword dragon: Look! That cat is stuck in a tree!

Quest Sprout looks triumphant, ready for a new (easy) quest

quest sprout: QWEST!

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Matthew Wills Oct. 8, 2020, 11:11 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLIX - Swordtember - Divine]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLIX/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLIX/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

A Fortune Teller is holding up a 'Sword' Tarot Card

Fortune Teller: The Sword Card! A sign that there is danger in your life!

Fortune Teller: And what's this? Another Sword Card! The cards never lie...

Fortune Teller: A third Sword Card?! Such a thing has never happened before...

A Paladin is standing in the doorway with three swords sticking out of his chest

Paladin: Listen lady, all I asked for was directions to the nearest hospital...

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Matthew Wills Sept. 27, 2020, 12:47 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLVIII - Swordtember - Cursed]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVIII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVIII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Adventurer: This is it... I can't believe we've found it...

Adventurer: The Legendary Cursed Sword, Endmaker! Once wielded by the 13th Necroking, Darkirk!

Adventurer: They say that the slightest touch can kill even the stro- Wait! What are you doing?!

The second adventurer is holding up the cursed sword, he has become a skeleton

Other adventurer: Huh? I stopped listening a while ago.

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Matthew Wills Sept. 26, 2020, 1:52 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLVII - Swordtember - Star]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVII/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVII/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Male Elf: I've found it for you, my lady! The Blade of the Fallen Star!

Male Elf: Now we can get married!

Female Elf: Oh, you actually found it?

Female Elf: That's... wonderful, but what I really need is the Blade of the, um, Forgotten Star. Yes.

Male Elf: Sigh.

Male Elf: ...I seee.

The Male Elf throws the Blade of the Fallen Star on to a big pile of swords that is growing outside the Female Elf's house

Male Elf: Alright, see you soon.

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Matthew Wills Sept. 19, 2020, 11:37 a.m.
<![CDATA[CDXLVI - Swordtember - Moon]]> https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVI/ https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXLVI/ .tag { background-color: var(--tag-background-color); margin: 1px 2px; padding: 4px; padding-left: 24px; height: 16px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; background-image: var(--default-tag-icon); background-size: 16px 16px; background-position: 4px 4px; background-repeat: no-repeat; }

Moon Heroine: Quiz time!

Moon Heroine: Where does the Moon's light come from?

The Moon Heroine's sword focuses a laser of moonlight with a BZZ-ART! sound

Swordpire: The su-

The Swordpire is cut through with a laser making a BZZ! sound

Swordpire: AHHH F--K!!

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Matthew Wills Sept. 8, 2020, 3:50 a.m.