DLXXVIII - The Darkness Before Time

argok: The Longsword of Time. It is a map of all time. To gaze into its blade is to know the fate of all things.

longsword of time: You were a real jerk so... longsword of time: You all have dumb names anyway... longsword of time: Time to find a nice cavern to bury you in. longsword of time: Bogg invent sharp club! longsword of time: I sliced the bread! This is the best thing ever! longsword of time: And unlike you I held on to enough of my strength to help fight! longsword of time: I'm trusting the seven of you with my mission. longsword of time: Had, sire. longsword of time: A hutthead am I? This means war! longsword of time: It is with a heavy heary that I crown myself your first Divine Paladin Emperor! longsword of time: At last! The Sword of Truth! longsword of time: Now your true quest to find the five godswords begins! longsword of time: Bah! You're but a regular dragon! longsword of time: The sharpest blade is the mind! longsword of time: Slam! Blacksmith! I demand your largest sword! longsword of time: Take this boredsword, traveller! longsword of time: Kargob guides my blade! longsword of time: Ugh, this weenie again? longsword of time: Where is my son? longsword of time: Those are the bad guys, right? longsword of time: QWEST! longsword of time: You're fired! longsword of time: Power of Friendship! Woop woop! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Wow! Its a time knife! longsword of time: Enough already! longsword of time: STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! longsword of time: Introducing the newest Smartsword model! longsword of time: Golly, that's a big meteor, folks! longsword of time: ...Is it this one? longsword of time: I told you already! I'm a merblade! longsword of time: I have... So many questions... longsword of time: HONK! It's another beautiful day here in New Kargob City! Beep! HOONNK... longsword of time: How did I wind up in this mess... longsword of time: Stabnarok is nigh! longsword of time: KE KE KE KE KE KE KE KE

argok: What a curious outcome that it should bring you here, to the moment before time begins.

longsword of time: WRRH. longsword of time: Behold! The Acid Sword! longsword of time: Okay, I love this.

knife: Excuse me, sir! Are you... Kargob?

argok: You flatter me. No! I am Argok, the God of Wind! The Lord of Change! Or rather, I will be, when Kargob awakens and the Universe can begin. I will have much work to do then. Perhaps your arrival here indicates that our long wait is over...

tim the explorer: Hey... Where did the Time Knife go?

knife: Hmm?

The Time Knife is tumbling away with a FWIP FWIP FWIP sound

tim the explorer: AAAH!

knife: AAH!!

The Time Knife cuts in to the Darkness Before Time with a SLICE! sound, creating a Scar of Light

The Time Knife snaps shut with a SNAP! sound

The Scar of Light makes a KZZZZZZzt! sound

Voice from inside the Scar of Light: Hello?

It's been a long time coming.