CV - The First

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Sword of Eternal Slumber: I am... ...The Sword of Eternal Slumber

Sword of Eternal Slumber: I existed before this universe was filled with light by that idiot, Kargob...

Sword of Eternal Slumber: And of my sibling, some say I am the most powerful

Sword of Eternal Slumber: And so... If you buy that sword instead of me, I will scream forever, literally.