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Rapier of the Tapir
bright knight: We're here to sign up for the Swor'nament
night knight: That's right. We're broke.
tourney boy: Great! Sign-ups have slowed right down since last year's champion signed up again!
tourney boy: Oh, there he is now! Rapier Tapir!
night knight: When you die I'm selling your stuff