XLVII - How to Get a Girlfriend

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Characters: Travel Goblin

Locations: Enchanted Forest

Transcript

Peasant Boy: I need help getting a girlfriend!

Goblin Traveller: Hmm.

Goblin Traveller: Have you tried… talking to girls? Maybe like they are people?

Goblin Traveller: Being nice? Getting a hobby? ...Bathing?

Goblin Traveller: This mind-control blade would help, but… No. You should just try harder.

Skree