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Edge the Merblade
Smith the Blacksmith
smith the blacksmith: There are lots of sword animals in the world!
Smith: like swordfish!
swordfish: well actually, that is a common misconce--
smith the blacksmith: or... uhm, the sworddog! Schwing! Schwing!
smith the blacksmith: in fact... Your mother was a sword!
edge the merblade: oh!