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Citizens of Hiltshire
Hiltshire Royal Guards
Xyele the Barbarian
Hiltshire - Throne Room
king hilton: Arm everyone in the kingdom, we are at war!
hiltshire royal guards: My King! We do not have the weaponry!
king hilton: Then make them share
citizens of hiltshire: For the king! For the king!
xyele the barbarian: Two-headed beasts, my lord! We should turn back!