LXXVII - I'm Your Host, Sharp Sharply

sharp sharply: HI, folks! I'm your host, sharp sharply, and we are back with the XXVth annual swor'nament!

sharp sharply: we're here with the winner of round one! Tell us, rapier tapir- how'd you do it?

rapier tapir: Wrrh!

sharp sharply: great stuff.

sharp sharply: Okay lets see here... next we have a bartender named xiphos up agai-

Slice! CUT! AAAARRGG!

sharp sharply: well I'm glad he's a bartender because I could use a stiff drink after that one

DRIP drip

There once was a Paladin Prince; Whom a Barbarian turned in to mince