
DLXIX - The Dragon Friend
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It's the final day to order your Quest Sprout plushie from Makeship.com - once the timer ends, they move to production and you won't be able to order more. Thank you to everyone who has supported the campaign already! QWEST!
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mincer: Wee-hee! We got him! The Drakris Family are gonna pay us handsomely for capturing their sword-breathing dragon!
mincer: Nice job welding his mouth shut, Hack!
hack: No problem...
sword dragon: GRRRrr
mincer: A dragon that breathes swords could arm a whole army if it was used right!
mincer: Y'think maybe we should try selling him on the Black Market first...?
The Sword Dragon looks pleadingly at Quest Sprout while Mincer is talking
quest sprout: ...
quest sprout: Q-QWEST!
Quest Sprout draws his wooden sword on Mincer, his whole body is shaking
mincer: Huh? You want us to let him go?!
mincer: We came all this way and now you're going soft on me, you little turnip?
quest sprout: QWEST!
mincer: Don't think I'll hold back!
Mincer pulls out his huge monster hunting sword
langeschwert: Aah!
langeschwert: Leave the lad alone!
Langeschwert grabs Mincer who drops his sword with a CLANG!
mincer: HEY! Let me go, damn you!
hack: Too far, dude.
Hack summons a magical fire knife with a FWOOM and uses it to cut through the dragons bondage with a SLICE! sound
mincer: You idiots! HEY! COME BACK HERE!!
The Sword Dragon takes flight with a FWOOSH!, with Quest Sprout riding on back
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