CDXXXIII - Updating

Aug. 8, 2020

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Creatures: Orcs

Locations: Orcadia

Swords: Smartsword


Customer Support Orc: Welcome to Smartsword Customer Support. How can I assist you today?

Customer: My Smartsword has been stuck 'updating' for days and keeps freezing mid-swing!

smartsword: Updating...

The customer swings the smartsword through the air with a SWIN- sound

The smartsword is caught in mid-air, with ice suspending it in place, with a -G! sound

Customer: Y'see?

Customer Support Orc: Heh.

Secret Text

Have you tried sheathing and unsheathing it?



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