CCXLIV - New Rune

June 15, 2019

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Characters: Steve Orcs

Creatures: Orcs

Locations: Orcadia

Swords: Regular Sword

Have they really never thought of this rune earlier? Seems kind of ridiculous, doesn't it? Oh well, I guess that's how science is sometimes - an endless list of people stumbling across stuff that we now consider completely obvious. Did you know Magnetic North was discovered thousands of years before the compass was invented? People are so stupid!

Transcript

Orc Scientist: Boss! We've invented a new rune!

steve orcs: Great work. ...What does it do?

Orc Scientist: You put it on a sword...

Freshly Runed Sword: Hey butt face!

Orc Scientist: And it insults your opponent non-stop!

Freshly Runed Sword: You fight like a Halfling!

steve orcs: Okay, I love this.

Secret Text

How appropriate, you fight like a Quarterling!

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