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Citizens of Hiltshire
Kris The Necromancer
kris the necromancer: want to live forever? Put your soul in to a soulsword!
citizens of hiltshire: how much does it cost?
kris the necromancer: just all the body parts you won't need anymore!
kris the necromancer: soulswords here! Each one comes with a free zombie!