XCVIII - Defective Vegetable Sword

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Creatures: Orcs

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Customer Support Orc: Stab'n'jab customer support here, what seems to be your issue?

Adventurer: Hello! Yes? I bought one of your vegetable swords and it doesn't work, actually.

Customer Support Orc: Sigh. Regular or dire?

Adventurer: Dire.

A Dire Vegetable Monster roars with a KREEEEE

Customer Support Orc: I'm sorry ma'm, our product is intended for household use only

Customer Support Orc: M'am?