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XCVIII - Defective Vegetable Sword
July 25, 2018
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Customer Support Orc: Stab'n'jab customer support here, what seems to be your issue?
Adventurer: Hello! Yes? I bought one of your vegetable swords and it doesn't work, actually.
Customer Support Orc: Sigh. Regular or dire?
Adventurer: Dire.
A Dire Vegetable Monster roars with a KREEEEE
Customer Support Orc: I'm sorry ma'm, our product is intended for household use only
Customer Support Orc: M'am?
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The worst encounter is a Dire Situation, the most powerful of the Situations.
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