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Piercy the Pilgrim
Sword of Escape
piercy the pilgrim: we've been stuck in this labyrinth for days! Can I use it?
Adventurer: ugh. Fine.
piercy the pilgrim: Awaken! sword of Escape!
sword of escape: Fwip! Fwip! FWIP!
scimitaur: Whoa! Thanks guys!