CMXVI ~ Orcercise

June 4, 2025

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Creatures: Orcs

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Transcript

Hunky Orc: Hey kid! Do you wanna buff up like me?

Hunky Orc: Orcs used to be hunky, sword-swinging warriors! Now you're all scrawny, pencil-sharpening worriers!

Feeble Orc: Aw...

Hunky Orc: No longer! Try my new S-tier greatsword-grade sword shards!

Hunky Orc: A great way to cut carbs!

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