CMLXXIX ~ The Hit List

Jan. 15, 2026

Since you're staff, you can EDIT this comic!

I just got my hot water back online, but I haven't been sent the bill yet. I'd really appreciate anyone willing to pitch in - 2026 is going to be my year no matter what it tries to pull.

Transcript

Red Man: Revenge is finally mine! This sword has your name on it!

The Blue Man is stabbed with a sword that says "BUY MILK"

Blue Man: That's not my name.

Red Man: Ha ha! Sorry! This one for sure this time.

The Blue Man is stabbed with a second sword that says "BUY EGGS"

Blue Man: . . .

Secret Text

Who can afford eggs in this sword-based economy?

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