CMLXIX ~ Cutting Satire

Nov. 4, 2025

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plague doctor md: Your results are in.

Patient: Give it to me straight, doc.

plague doctor md: That swordsman took your head clean off. You have half a brain left.

Patient: My wife and her male co-worker are just really good friends.

If I ruin one marriage today, the power will go to my head and Headless Guy will become a main character.

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