CLXXXII - Acidwyrm
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Caption: the acidwyrm makes its nest on old battlefields, by melting all of the swords and armor it can find
Caption: but sometimes there are no wars and the nest starts to get uncomfortable!
Acid Wyrm: hmph.
Caption: so the acidwyrm has developed a special technique called "writing fake declarations of war between neighboring kingdoms"!
the acidwyrm is scribbling on a piece of parchment
Emporer Ricasso: oh, i'm a butthead, am I?
Emporer Ricasso: this means war!