CLXVII - Broadsquito
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monster magician: The Broadsquito!
It resembles a mosquito with a sword proboscis, blade wings, and a scabbard abdomen monster magician: If I can harness its ability to siphon life from its target, I'll have a powerful new technique for combat! I'll be unstoppable! Monster Magician approaches a sleeping man with a broadsword Sleeper: Hmmm? What? Damn broadsquitos... Slurp! Slurp! Monster Magician has stabbed the sword into the sleeper's chest and is sucking on the hilt