CCLXXIX - Stab-Crab vs. Knife Hobo

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Characters: Haggans

Creatures: Stab-Crab

Haggans is my first ever DnD character and this is just one of many times he rolled a 1 trying to do something cool. He even rolls 1's when he's trying to do things that are not cool. I think I need new dice.

Transcript

Stab-Crab: BLARGH!

haggans: Ohh... You're a big guy.

haggans: EAT STAB!

Haggans throws his dagger and it somehow ends up behind him