CCLVI - Tools of Destruction

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Creatures: Dwarves

Yeah yeah, I know there are Blades of Healing already - don't be such a nerd about it.

Transcript

Injured Adventurer: I can't find a healer in this town anywhere! You wouldn't happen to sell swords that heal injuries, would you?

Sales Dwarf: Lad, a sword is a tool of war! An instrument of destruction whose sole purpose is to undo all forms of beautiful life in this world! They're not for healing.

Injured Adventurer: Oh...

Sales Dwarf: I do sell these nice pumice swords you can rub your feet on though.

Injured Adventurer: Sold.