CCIV - A Sword That Praises People

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Magic Sword: Hey, cute stuff.

Angry Shopper: A sword that praises people? What's the point in that?

Angry Shopper: Hmph! Why are all magic swords only good at doing one thing, anyway?

Magic Sword: Great rant, darling.

The sword electrocutes the shopper with a huge CLAP!

Merchant: I see you've found the Sword of Thunderous Applause!