The First Patron Swor'nament ~ Roll Call

Jan. 3, 2026

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Arcs: Patreon Rewards The First Patron Swor'nament

Characters: Caffeknight Chépée the Pommeler Pennomi Viscount Varris

Swords: The Blooden Blade

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Transcript

caffeknight: This is it, folks! The final match!

caffeknight: It's Chépée the Pommele versus Viscount Varris Von Varren De Vladenhof, Vivisector of the Vicar Victor, Patron of the Von Varren and Sun Scorched of the Blood Fjord!

pennomi: Looks like we've got time for one more product placement!

WINK!

pennomi: Quest Sprout Dice! They're real!

Get yours now : swords.game

Secret Text

Shame, the Saex Wizard would have loved dice.

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