Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ Read Swords online! https://swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ <![CDATA[CCXXXI - The Wholesome Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXXI/ ]]> <p><em>Girl:</em>* Is that... The Wholesome Sword?</p> <p><strong>Wholesome Sword:</strong> You deserve to be loved, you are doing your best</p> <p><strong>Girl:</strong> Wow! That's so nice!</p> <p><strong>Girl:</strong> I'm still going to use you to stab people though.</p> <p><strong>Wholesome Sword:</strong> Hmph.</p> MJWills May 21, 2019, 1:06 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXX - Mother Nature]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXX/ ]]> <p><strong>Monk:</strong> Not even the strongest swordsman can conquer Mother Nature...</p> <p><strong>Paladin A:</strong> Yeah, says the weirdo armed with a wooden stick...</p> <p><strong>Paladin B:</strong> Hah.</p> <blockquote> <p>A tree creaks and falls on the two Paladins, the Monk walks away contented</p> </blockquote> MJWills May 19, 2019, 12:49 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXIX - The Sell-Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXIX/ ]]> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> Help me, Barkeep! I need to get a new sword!</p> <p><strong>Barkeep:</strong> Hmm! You should talk to the Sell-Sword!</p> <blockquote> <p>There is a battered looking sword with a face, standing in a back alley</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Sell-Sword:</strong> Aye! I'm the Sell-Sword! I sell swords! You get it.</p> <p><strong>Dopey Looking Sword:</strong> Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!</p> <p><strong>Sell-Sword:</strong> Oi! Quiet back there!</p> MJWills May 18, 2019, 1:21 p.m. <![CDATA[CCXXVIII - The Bite Knight]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXVIII/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>A man with sore teeth reads the sign : The Bite Knight - Helping Fight the Good Fight</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Bite Knight:</strong> Hmm! I see you've got a lot of plaque built up...</p> <blockquote> <p>The Bite Knight pulls out his flossing sword</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Bite Knight:</strong> You should FLOSS MORE!</p> <blockquote> <p>Screams come from The Bite Knights clinic</p> </blockquote> MJWills May 18, 2019, 2:09 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXVII - Sword-Killed To Death]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXVII/ ]]> <p><strong>Wraith:</strong> Woo-o! I'm a spooky ghost! I was sword-killed to death in these very woods!</p> <p><strong>Knight:</strong> Oh no! That's awful! Do you want to talk about it?</p> <p><em>Wraith:</em>* WHAT?? I-I really do!</p> <blockquote> <p>Knight and Wraith hug by the fire</p> </blockquote> MJWills May 15, 2019, 10:54 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXVI - Smartproof]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXVI/ ]]> <p><strong>Steve Orcs:</strong> The Smartsword can do anything!</p> <p><strong>Steve Orcs:</strong> Its thousands of multipurpose runes make it the ideal sword for adventurers of all needs!</p> <p><strong>Troll:</strong> Can it decipher these ancient, sacred texts?</p> <blockquote> <p>Troll holds up a captcha scroll, Smartsword explodes</p> </blockquote> MJWills May 11, 2019, 1:29 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXV - Gulp]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXV/ ]]> <p><strong>Sword Swallower:</strong> AAAA!</p> <p><strong>Sword Swallower:</strong> Ho ho! That's right! I can eat any sword in the world!</p> <p><strong>Prince:</strong> Aaaany sword?</p> <blockquote> <p>Prince hands Sword swallower a flaming sword. The Sword swallower is sweating nervously.</p> </blockquote> MJWills May 8, 2019, 9:59 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXIV - Starswung]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXIV/ ]]> <p><strong>Alien:</strong> People of this world! We bring you a gift!</p> <p><strong>Alien:</strong> Behold! We call it "a sword"!</p> <p><strong>Human woman:</strong> Oh, we have those already!</p> <p><strong>Human man:</strong> In weirdly large quantities!</p> <blockquote> <p>Alien inspects human sword</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Alien:</strong> Shit... This is really nice, actually.</p> MJWills May 5, 2019, 12:18 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXIII - Level 1 Adventurer]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXIII/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>A poster reads "ADVENTURERS WANTED! Join our guild!"</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Young Adventurer:</strong> This could be a great opportunity to reinvent myself and show everyone how tough I really am!</p> <p><strong>Veteran Adventurer:</strong> Hey kid! Welcome to the guild!</p> <blockquote> <p>A Dwarf puts his hand on the Young Adventurers shoulder, everyone is laughing</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Young Adventurer:</strong> I'm shorter than the Dwarf?</p> MJWills May 4, 2019, 9:02 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXXII - The Infinity Cavern]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXXII/ ]]> <p><strong>Explorer:</strong> Whoa...</p> <p><strong>Explorer:</strong> This whole cave seems to be made of one long sword!</p> <blockquote> <p>A man wrapped in sword appears, stomping toward the Explorer</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Explorer:</strong> Ahh! A mummy!</p> <p><strong>Infinity Sword Mummy:</strong> H...e...l...p</p> MJWills April 30, 2019, 8:08 p.m.