Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ Read Swords online! https://swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ <![CDATA[CCV - Witch Hunter]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCV/ ]]> <p><strong>Hellswing:</strong> So what you're saying is... during the swor'nament some bartender ate a demonic sword...</p> <p><strong>Hellswing:</strong> ...unleashed a horde of demons across the kingdom of hiltshire...</p> <p><strong>Hellswing:</strong> ...and nobody called me for help? HELLSING THE WITCH HUNTER?</p> <blockquote> <p>Piercy being held upside down by a Lesser Demon</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Piercy the Pilgrim:</strong> To be fair, we've all been very busy...</p> MJWills March 23, 2019, 12:59 a.m. <![CDATA[CCIV - A Sword That Praises People]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCIV/ ]]> <p><strong>Magic Sword:</strong> Hey, cute stuff.</p> <p><strong>Angry Shopper:</strong> A sword that praises people? What's the point in that?</p> <p><strong>Angry Shopper:</strong> Hmph! Why are all magic swords only good at doing one thing, anyway?</p> <p><strong>Magic Sword:</strong> Great rant, darling.</p> <blockquote> <p>The sword electrocutes the shopper with a huge CLAP!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Merchant:</strong> I see you've found the Sword of Thunderous Applause!</p> MJWills March 22, 2019, 10:59 a.m. <![CDATA[CCIII - The Wyrmslayer]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCIII/ ]]> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> Ooh, cool sword.</p> <p><strong>Wyrmslayer:</strong> They call me by many names : The Wyrmslayer. The Dragonbiter. The Titanpoker.</p> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> A puny goblin! Let's see what you can do!</p> <p><strong>Wyrmslayer:</strong> No, wait!</p> <blockquote> <p>The Wyrmslayer is broken in half</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Wyrmslayer:</strong> Nobody ever called me the Goblinstabber...</p> MJWills March 19, 2019, 10:04 a.m. <![CDATA[CCII - The Proto Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCII/ ]]> <p><strong>Krog:</strong> Krog invent club!</p> <p><strong>Bogg:</strong> Bogg invent sharp club!</p> <p><strong>Krog:</strong> Hmph! Krog invent sharpest club!</p> <blockquote> <p>Bogg gets stabbed in the eye</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Bogg:</strong> Maybe Krog should invent manners!</p> MJWills March 18, 2019, 12:03 a.m. <![CDATA[CCI - Return]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCI/ ]]> <p><strong>Joy:</strong> Hi everyone! I'm back from my quest!</p> <blockquote> <p>Hiltshire is on fire, two of the Great Sages are in the clutches of a lesser demon</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Great Sage of the Heavens:</strong> Oh! Queen Joy!</p> <p><strong>Great Sage of Water:</strong> Lovely to see you again!</p> <p><strong>Joy:</strong> Wait a minute...</p> <p><strong>Joy:</strong> We've still got a tournament to finish!</p> MJWills March 16, 2019, 11:45 p.m. <![CDATA[CC - One Year Anniversary]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CC/ ]]> MJWills March 4, 2019, 10:31 a.m. <![CDATA[CXCIX - The Sword of Truth Returns]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CXCIX/ ]]> <p><strong>Traveller:</strong> Could it be? The Sword of Lies?</p> <p><strong>Sword of Truth:</strong> I am the Sword of Truth.</p> <p><strong>Traveller:</strong> Well I'm convinced!</p> <p><strong>Traveller:</strong> Now how do we get out of here?</p> <p><strong>Sword of Truth:</strong> Go left.</p> <p><strong>Traveller:</strong> Right it is!</p> MJWills March 3, 2019, 12:01 a.m. <![CDATA[CXCVIII - Strollers Gonna Stroll]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CXCVIII/ ]]> <p><strong>Stroller:</strong> Hey buddy! Can I catch a ride?</p> <p><strong>Armblade the Pirate:</strong> It's deadly waters we be sailing toward! Are ya up to it, lad?</p> <p><strong>Stroller:</strong> Anywhere is better than here! Some kind of Demon King is trashing the whole kingdom!</p> <blockquote> <p>Stroller being thrown about by a Kraken</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Stroller:</strong> AAAAHH! This is still better!</p> MJWills March 2, 2019, 12:07 a.m. <![CDATA[CXCVII - First Quest]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CXCVII/ ]]> <p><strong>Old Man:</strong> Alright, kids! Have fun on your very first quest!</p> <p><strong>Kid 1:</strong> Let's go, Swolf!</p> <p><strong>Swolf:</strong> ARF!</p> <p><strong>Kid 2:</strong> Time for an adventure, Guarddog!</p> <p><strong>Guarddog:</strong> WOOF!</p> <p><strong>Kid 3:</strong> Come on then, Helmutt...</p> <p><strong>Helmutt:</strong> Arooo...</p> MJWills Feb. 28, 2019, 6:07 p.m. <![CDATA[CXCVI - Bread Knight Fright]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CXCVI/ ]]> <p><strong>Bread Knight:</strong> There it is! The Demon King's lair!</p> <p><strong>Red Fawn:</strong> Well golly! How are you going to defeat him without a sword?</p> <p><strong>Bread Knight:</strong> I have my sword right hAAAAAAH!</p> <blockquote> <p>Fawn has eaten half of the Bread Knights bread sword</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Purple Fawn:</strong> What?</p> MJWills Feb. 23, 2019, 9:58 a.m.