Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ Read Swords online! https://swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ <![CDATA[CCXC - Dare or Don't]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCXC/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>Dare Guy sitting on a pile of treasure</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Dare Guy:</strong> Ha ha ha! That was an awesome adventure, Sword of Dare!</p> <p><strong>Sword of Dare:</strong> Okay, now I dare you to...</p> <p><strong>Sword of Dare:</strong> ...Return all this treasure and start a new adventure!</p> <blockquote> <p>The Sword of Dare is returned to its rock in the forest</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Dare Guy:</strong> Bye! I'll never forget you, dude!</p> <p><strong>Sword of Dare:</strong> Hey!</p> MJWills Sept. 15, 2019, 10:25 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXIX - Exsworcism]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXIX/ ]]> <p><strong>Demon Knight:</strong> You can't kill me, I'm a Demon older than time!</p> <p><strong>Mystery Elf:</strong> True, but...</p> <blockquote> <p>Mystery Elf yoinks the demon sword out of its host with a POP!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Demon Sword of Relentless Omens:</strong> H-hey!</p> <p><strong>Mystery Elf:</strong> I can find a nice pit to throw you in forever</p> <blockquote> <p>The Whitesmith, coming to after being possessed by the Demon Sword</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Whitesmith:</strong> Ow... Did... Did someone kick me in the groin?</p> MJWills Sept. 14, 2019, 10:23 p.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXVIII - Barbarian vs. Demon Knight]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXVIII/ ]]> <p><strong>Demon Knight:</strong> You defeated my minion, but no matter!</p> <p><strong>Demon Knight:</strong> I am the Demon of Relentless Omens, and with this Godsword I will be unsto-</p> <blockquote> <p>Demon Knight is punched in the face with a WHAM!</p> <p>Harpe is holding the Godsword, Greg's Vane and has her magic armor back</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> I'll be taking that back, thankyou.</p> <blockquote> <p>Harpe kicks the Demon Knight in the groin with a CHONK!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Demon Knight:</strong> GAH!</p> MJWills Sept. 14, 2019, 11:15 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXVII - Bard vs. Barbarian]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXVII/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>Silvertongue, whistling a tune</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> As long as he keeps singing those sharp notes...</p> <blockquote> <p>Harpe is covered in cuts</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> ...I won't be able to get near him!</p> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> Oh! I have an idea!</p> <blockquote> <p>Harpe starts shouting at the top of her voice to cancel out Silvertongue's melody</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> AAAAAAHH!</p> MJWills Sept. 14, 2019, 2:33 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXVI - Blood Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXVI/ ]]> <p><strong>Withered Adventurer:</strong> I don't have the strength to go on...</p> <p><strong>Withered Adventurer:</strong> This cursed blood sword... has slowly stolen my lifeforce to become stronger!</p> <p><strong>Withered Adventurer:</strong> And now it's really powerful!</p> <p><strong>Withered Adventurer:</strong> Okay, just one more dungeon...</p> MJWills Sept. 10, 2019, 8:17 p.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXV - Yet Another Cave Sword]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXV/ ]]> <p><strong>Young Adventurer:</strong> Wow! A sword abandoned in a cave? That almost never happens!</p> <blockquote> <p>Reaches for the sword</p> <p>It has a face!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Cave Sword:</strong> Whoa, hey! Back off!</p> <p><strong>Young Adventurer:</strong> Aah!</p> <blockquote> <p>And it has a butt!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Cave Sword:</strong> Do I <em>look</em> like a sword to you?</p> MJWills Sept. 8, 2019, 3:28 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXIV - Bladies for Ladies 2]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXIV/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>Poster reads "Swords for Lords - 200 Swollars"</p> <p>Second poster reads "Blades for Ladies - 400 Swollars"</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Lady in Pink:</strong> That is so unfair!</p> <p><strong>Knight in Blue:</strong> What are you talking about? This is great!</p> MJWills Sept. 7, 2019, 9:58 p.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXIII - Unhealthy Glow]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXIII/ ]]> <p><strong>Wizard:</strong> Want to buy a magic sword?</p> <p><strong>Warrior:</strong> What's it do?</p> <p><strong>Wizard:</strong> It glows when it senses danger.</p> <p><strong>Warrior:</strong> Why's it glowing now?</p> <blockquote> <p>The wizard shrugged</p> <p>The Anxiety Blade glittered uneasily</p> </blockquote> MJWills Sept. 4, 2019, 9:55 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXII - Vows]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXII/ ]]> <p><strong>Priest:</strong> And if anyone objects to this union, speak now or...</p> <p><strong>Some guy:</strong> Ooh! Me!</p> <blockquote> <p>The Bridesmaids and Groomsmen all pull out swords and surround the guy in the crowd</p> </blockquote> MJWills Sept. 1, 2019, 2:39 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLXXXI - More Kitchen Swor'ppliances]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCLXXXI/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>Caption : More Kitchen Swor'Ppliances!</p> <p>Caption : The Flame Sword Microwave!</p> <p>Caption : The Fruit Stablender! Tangy!</p> <p>Caption : And of course... The Humble Swug!</p> <p>Adventurer is drinking from a mug made of swords, his mouth covered in cuts</p> </blockquote> MJWills Aug. 31, 2019, 3:22 a.m.