Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ Read Swords online! https://swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://swordscomic.com/swords/ <![CDATA[CCCXXXIX - Second Form]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXIX/ ]]> <p><strong>Heroic Girl:</strong> So... You've finally betrayed us.</p> <p><strong>Guarddog:</strong> GRRRR!</p> <p><strong>Edgy Teen:</strong> Swolf and I have our own path to tread.</p> <p><strong>Swolf:</strong> GRRRR!</p> <blockquote> <p>Heroic Girl and Edgy Teen clash in battle with an AWOOOOOO!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Helmutt:</strong> ARF!</p> <p><strong>Cowardly Boy:</strong> No way, we're staying out of this.</p> MJWills Nov. 30, 2019, 10:20 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXVIII - Days of Stabbings Past]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXVIII/ ]]> <p><strong>Wraith A:</strong> Check it out, dude! Some guys remains!</p> <p><strong>Wraith B:</strong> HO-LY SHIT.</p> <p><strong>Wraith B:</strong> Those are <em>MY</em> remains! That's so random!</p> <p><strong>Human skull being puppeteered by Wraith:</strong> YoU'rE rAnDoM!</p> <p><strong>Wraith A:</strong> LOL!</p> MJWills Nov. 27, 2019, 9:55 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXVII - Freakshow]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXVII/ ]]> <p><strong>Dwarven voice:</strong> AND STAY OUT!</p> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> Stupid Dwarves, banishing me from their stinky underground kingdom</p> <p><strong>Elven Sage:</strong> You want to live here, with the elves? I guess we could arrange something</p> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> Ahh! This is much better.</p> <blockquote> <p>Rad realizes he is in a zoo display with the sign "SEE THE FREAK! HALF-ORC, HALF-SWORD!"</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> HEY!</p> MJWills Nov. 23, 2019, 10:04 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXVI - Sword Lair]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXVI/ ]]> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> Stupid orcs, banishing me from their fancy modern society.</p> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> Now where am I supposed to crash?</p> <p><strong>Friendly Dwarf:</strong> A half-orc living here amongst the dwarves? Sure! What's the worst that could happen?</p> <blockquote> <p>Rad the Sworc sitting inside a Dwarven cavern, surrounded by half-eaten dwarves</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> BUUURP!</p> MJWills Nov. 20, 2019, 9:13 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXV - Natural Born Killer]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXV/ ]]> <p><strong>President Orchid:</strong> Listen! I'm as open minded as the next orc about what you are, but it's time for you to face exile!</p> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> Hey man! I didn't ask to be born half sword!</p> <p><strong>President Orchid:</strong> Then stop stabbing people!</p> <p><strong>Rad, the Sworc:</strong> What was that? I wasn't listening.</p> <p><strong>Stabbed Orc:</strong> Gah!</p> MJWills Nov. 19, 2019, 9:05 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXIV - The Wind Blade]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXIV/ ]]> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> According to the scroll, this is the home of the Wind Blade.</p> <blockquote> <p>Adventurer holds up blade, which spirals around unevenly</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> Accursed Hetronyms!</p> MJWills Nov. 10, 2019, 9:36 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXIII - Eternally Bound]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXIII/ ]]> <p><strong>The Demon Sword of Eternal Slumber:</strong> I am the Demon Sword of Eternal Slumber! The rules of my realm are clear! Two of you may leave... But one must stay forever!</p> <p><strong>The Demon Sword of Eternal Slumber:</strong> I get lonely...</p> <p><strong>Old Gnome:</strong> Eternity doesn't sound that long... I'll do it.</p> <p><strong>Goliath Warrior and Human Ninja:</strong> What?!</p> <p><strong>Goliath Warrior:</strong> Father, please! You don't have to do this!</p> <p><strong>Old Gnome:</strong> Don't talk back, Sonny!</p> <blockquote> <p>Old Gnome bonks Goliath Warrior on the head with his shillelagh</p> </blockquote> MJWills Nov. 9, 2019, 9:06 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXII - Swordmantics]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXII/ ]]> <p><strong>Man:</strong> You told my cousin this sword would glow when it sensed danger!</p> <p><strong>Merchant:</strong> It does.</p> <p><strong>Man:</strong> He was killed by a snake, with no warning!</p> <p><strong>Merchant:</strong> Okay.</p> <p><strong>Man:</strong> The sword didn't glow!</p> <p><strong>Merchant:</strong> Of course it didn't. What danger does a snake pose to a sword?</p> MJWills Nov. 6, 2019, 9:36 a.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXXI - Inktober : Ripe]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXXI/ ]]> <p><strong>Narrator:</strong> After thirty one long days...</p> <p><strong>Narrator:</strong> ...The fruit of the sword tree is ripe!</p> <blockquote> <p>Sword unfurls in to a beautiful flowery weapon with a FWOOM!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Narrator:</strong> Ew! It has a bruise on it.</p> MJWills Oct. 31, 2019, 6:58 p.m. <![CDATA[CCCXXX - Inktober : Catch]]> https://swordscomic.com/swords/CCCXXX/ ]]> <p><strong>Townsfolk:</strong> AAAAH! A Ghost Sword is attacking the town!</p> <p><strong>Hellswing:</strong> I can seal it with this...</p> <p><strong>Hellswing:</strong> SOUL HARVESTING SCABBARD!</p> <blockquote> <p>The Scabbard has captured the sword and the souls of the townsfolk</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Hellswing:</strong> Uh-oh.</p> MJWills Oct. 31, 2019, 8:15 a.m.