**Bograk:** Brother Kargob! Are you watching the swor'nament?
**Kargob:** eh? Whats that?
**Bograk:** a contest between mortals! your champion just won his first match using your sword!
**Kargob:** Pfft, who cares? why'd we even give them swords in the first place?
**Book Title:** makin babies
**Xiphos:** I won, but... why do I feel so sad?