**Caption:** the acidwyrm makes its nest on old battlefields, by melting all of the swords and armor it can find
**Caption:** but sometimes there are no wars and the nest starts to get uncomfortable!
**Acid Wyrm:** hmph.
**Caption:** so the acidwyrm has developed a special technique called "writing fake declarations of war between neighboring kingdoms"!
> the acidwyrm is scribbling on a piece of parchment
**Emporer Ricasso:** oh, i'm a butthead, am I?
**Emporer Ricasso:** this means war!