**Adventurer:** Let me in! There are monsters out here!
**Doorman:** Do you have the passsword?
>Adventurer holds up a sword in the shape of a key
**Adventurer:** Yeah, yeah! I've got the passsword right here!
**Adventurer:** You could just open it from your side!
>Adventurer stabs passsword in to the giant lock on the door
>Doorman is now bleeding
**Doorman:** You could have let me move first...