CCLVI - Tools of Destruction
July 20, 2019
Since you're staff, you can EDIT this comic!
Yeah yeah, I know there are Blades of Healing already - don't be such a nerd about it.
**Injured Adventurer:** I can't find a healer in this town anywhere! You wouldn't happen to sell swords that heal injuries, would you?
**Sales Dwarf:** Lad, a sword is a tool of war! An instrument of destruction whose sole purpose is to undo all forms of beautiful life in this world! They're not for healing.
**Injured Adventurer:** Oh...
**Sales Dwarf:** I do sell these nice pumice swords you can rub your feet on though.
**Injured Adventurer:** Sold.