**Sharp Sharply:** And there you have it, lords and gentlefolk - the final match of round one is over! The eight competitors moving in to round two of The Swor'nament have been decided! Let's look at those results now!
> Spencer the Fencer X - Rapier Tapir ✓
**Spencer the Fencer:** Ack! I yield!
> Mere ✓ - Chad The Bastard Sword X
**Chad:** I hate you so much.
> Glaive The Adventurer ✓ - Smith The Blacksmith X
**Glaive The Adventurer:** We'll fight again one day...
> Xiphos The Bartender ✓ - Prince Sheath of Paladium X
> Dagger The Gnome X - Odachi The Samurai ✓
**Odachi The Samurai:** N-no...
> The Bright Knight ✓ - Sabre X
**Bright Knight:** Sorry for uh... murdering your sword
> Entrails The Dark Knight ✓ - Sword Golem X
**Sword Golem:** Ow.
> Hapre The Lake Kinght X - Princess Joyeuse ✓
**Hapre:** Ahh! My armour! What's happening!
> Severed arm of Lake Monster lays on a bank of the lake. A mysterious hooded figure leaves humming under its breath.