XXXV - Smartsword

Characters:

Steve Orcs

Swords:

Smartsword

Transcript

**Steve Orcs:** Introducing the SmartSwordTM! **Smart Sword:** Hello. **Steve Orcs:** We’ve used micro engraving technology to cover every inch with every rune known to orc-kind! **Runes:** Rune of Gouging, Rune of Self Awareness, etc. **Steve Orcs:** It even has friendly-fire disabled! **Smart Sword:** Friend. **Steve Orcs’ Assistant:** Whoa, ha ha! **Steve Orcs:** Whoops! Guess you shouldn’t have had dwarf for dinner! **Steve Orcs’ Assistant:** Gurk! **Smart Sword:** Enemy!