XLVII - How to Get a Girlfriend

Characters:

Travel Goblin

Transcript

**Peasant Boy:** I need help getting a girlfriend! **Goblin Traveller:** Hmm. **Goblin Traveller:** Have you tried… talking to girls? Maybe like they are people? **Goblin Traveller:** Being nice? Getting a hobby? ...Bathing? **Goblin Traveller:** This mind-control blade would help, but… No. You should just try harder. *Skree*