XLIII - Technical Difficulties

Swords:

Smartsword

Transcript

*Bleep bleep* **Mad Paladin:** Yes, hello? I’d like to lodge a complaint about my new SmartSword. **Call Centre Orc:** What seems to be the issue, sir? **Poster:** Keep on stabbin’ **Mad Paladin:** I set your ‘product to purify the dead’... **Mad Paladin:** ...and it turned them back into people! I want a refund!