**Sharp Sharply:** Humans, orcs, elves and beings of all ages! Welcome to the XXVth annual Swor’nament!
**Sharp Sharply:** Introducing our first competitors- it’s Spencer the Fencer!
**Spencer the Fencer:** H- hi!
**Sharp Sharply:** And here’s his opponent- the rapier-wielding tapir!
**Crowd:** Woo-hoo! You can do it!
**Rapier Tapir:** Wrrh!
**Xiphos the Barbarian King:** Hmm? Rapier Tapir is here? This might be harder than I feared...