**Xiphos, the Barbarian King:** I am the Barbarian King and I say Kargob has six eyes! Also he is very cool!
**Great Sage of the Heavens:** We, the great sages of Hiltshire, agree that Kargob is very cool! But he has eight eyes!
**Kargob:** Hmm? A war? And they're arguing about me?
> Kargob takes the pair of glasses from his four eyes and gives them a wipe.
**Kargob:** Six eyes? Where'd they get a weird idea like that?