L - Holy War


Transcript

**Xiphos, the Barbarian King:** I am the Barbarian King and I say Kargob has six eyes! Also he is very cool! **Great Sage of the Heavens:** We, the great sages of Hiltshire, agree that Kargob is very cool! But he has eight eyes! **Kargob:** Hmm? A war? And they're arguing about me? **Human:** Lies! > Kargob takes the pair of glasses from his four eyes and gives them a wipe. **Kargob:** Six eyes? Where'd they get a weird idea like that? *Wipe, wipe*