I drew this on a Twitch stream about a week ago - probably about time I post it.
**Young Adventurer:** Wow! A sword abandoned in a cave? That almost never happens!
> Reaches for the sword
> It has a face!
**Cave Sword:** Whoa, hey! Back off!
**Young Adventurer:** Aah!
> And it has a butt!
**Cave Sword:** Do I *look* like a sword to you?