**Magic Sword:** Hey, cute stuff.
**Angry Shopper:** A sword that praises people? What's the point in that?
**Angry Shopper:** Hmph! Why are all magic swords only good at doing one thing, anyway?
**Magic Sword:** Great rant, darling.
> The sword electrocutes the shopper with a huge CLAP!
**Merchant:** I see you've found the Sword of Thunderous Applause!